Kenny threw away my blanky!

In the big outside trash can and then dumped an ashtray on it.

Blanky or H2, / H2 or Blanky... tough choice I know you'll make the correct one

Well at least he didn't burn it"This would be a hint Ken"

I saved the blanky from the bowels of the can. It's in the washing machine right now and will be ready for you later.

ahhhhh what a nice hubby. someone looking to get lucky tonight

I always do things first class. {buuuuuurrrrrrrp}

Ken P.....how COULD you? I don't think I remember you ever doing something quite so INCONSIDERATE!

I made Mrs.ssippi give up her ratty ole threadbare blanky. I told her to either grow up and dump it or go find a 14 year old school kid to teach.

I love that blanket, he knows it. I sleep with it every night. It is really soft and has some tiny holes. It smells like me.

We went to Bed, Bath and Beyond to get some stuff and I saw these really soft throw blankets, so I got some. He said "we have some"- I said "we can just throw away the others these are nice blah blah blah....."

Then later on today I said I like the new ones but it's no blanky. THEN he tells me he threw it away!

If and I mean huge IF, I ever decide to throw it away I would bury it.

Now he's all- "At least I got it out of the trashcan." SOOOOO MEAN!!!!!

No question about it.....It's time for:

What? If I recall correctly, Shaggy just did this to get his new mattress.

I don't think Ken is going to drive a high price until that flatulence problem is cleared up tho.

Well at least he didn't wrap a cell phone in it and pour coffee all over it.

OOHH wait that is what cup holders are for.

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Oopsie. My bad.

Okay now that you have explained why you are selling Ken no one will want him now. That is unforgivable. Coming from experience I think you need a "Ken F*cked up present" I think this works best when other presents are also bought, ie best friend. mother or the stranger on the street. As most of you know I got a beautiful pair of earrings in Moab and so did my best friend. And now both of us are very happy.

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LMAO!! You mean you didn't know!!!!

No, I bought the new ones to replace throw blankets- NOT MY BLANKY!!!!

He should have known. When I asked him why he thought I didn't even want to say goodbye to it he said "I thought a quick separation would be best."

He knew and he threw, plain and simple. My very last feeling has been stomped on and crushed.

I am working on his flatulance problem. Just don't feed him poultry. He makes pretty good popcorn. He has been trained to sit down and pee.

If he can make sammiches I'll offer you a buck. But you will need to pay for transportation.

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Yes he knows. So what are you going to do CP, I don't see any high bids. Come on guys he does come with the big nasty right, or are you going to keep that.

Nope, I'm throwing it away.

My blanky is in the dryer- Kenneth's testicles are contigent upon it's condition.

I dunno, I'm thinking about upgrading my flight to Moab and hiring a nanny for Pea-Pie.

How about a hot dude nanny that also knows how to give a good massage, can fan you when you are hot, can fix a good drink and will feed you grapes. And can bring home the bacon ......

First class always makes my fear of flying go away.

is the H2 included? $45,000?

No homo massage boy can take care of this one.

BTW, the holy green blanky is in the drier.

First you vote for Alec as FILF material, then you wink at him, and now this?

CP, I'll give you my wife for your husband.

I know. That's what I thought. I read it at first and thought..oooh a little swapping action. Then realized Adam wanted Ken.

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Don't poor adam just yet. I'm almost finished editing the audio footage from last Moab.

I'll mail you a new blanky CP.

It smells like...... Well you'll see.

Bahahahahahah!!!11111