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CampMaster

03-08-2006 03:05 AM

Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)

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The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."

Racer-X

03-08-2006 03:11 AM

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It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

Albie

03-08-2006 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......

that ones for you hummbebe.......:

tomp	03-08-2006 03:55 AM

Kind of funny how the Jeep has been in the Army long before Hummer, yet they never criticize the Jeep.

KenP	03-08-2006 04:07 AM

I bought ours to compensate. So what's wrong with that?

HummBebe

03-08-2006 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......

that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You wish

Albie are you hitting on me again

HummBob

03-08-2006 07:25 AM

Hey, I resemble those comments

MONSTERMATT

03-08-2006 03:31 PM

sounds good to me

DDWH	03-08-2006 03:37 PM

Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...

JamesT

03-08-2006 03:48 PM

Brought a tear to my eye. I am flattered.

DRTYFN

03-08-2006 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by CampMaster:
Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.

Fastest H-Town Realtor

03-08-2006 07:01 PM

Agreed-

Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-

Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.

For those who believe that, I truly appreciate your concern for my winkey. It is flattered.

ROX	03-08-2006 07:17 PM

So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

DRTYFN

03-08-2006 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

For having poor aim and splattering when peeing.

H2005

03-08-2006 07:37 PM

I say **** the ****in ****er's

HHummer

03-08-2006 11:55 PM

What can you say when they are impressed by a Subaru. Maybe they would match 'length' for pink slips, but who the hell wants to drive a Subaru.

PARAGON

03-09-2006 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
sounds good to me

Have you earned your online GED yet?

HummBebe

03-09-2006 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

Certainly not our Bewbie size heh heh

working Hummer

03-09-2006 01:22 AM

Boy I must be compensating because my great job, nice house, loving family and money in the bank sucks and isn't enough I guess.

ScottH

03-09-2006 01:47 AM

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Sounds like a good review to me.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......

that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Albie

03-09-2006 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by Fastest H-Town Realtor:
Agreed-

Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-

Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.

.

hehehe I am running a pair of Deuce Deuce(22's)

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Originally posted by DDWH:
Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...

LOL that was funny I love it

............Yes Hummmmmerbebe I am ...

and quit sending me those nasty PMs......LOL

MarineHawk

03-09-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.

I'm going to visit one of those primitive tribes and let the females know that there's enough to go around. No need to fight over me, unless it's in a mud pit or something.

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