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I know we have few people here located in Colorado. I'm thinking of going to Al Sierra's for a little spin. Do you guys have names of some good and reliable sales people there that I should talk to?

Thanks!

After checking the website, I see that the salesman who helped us is no longer with them!

Here's a link to their staff, though...
http://www.alserrahummer.com/about.htm

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

Wow..Want a cookie?

EDIT: and when is Helsinki in Colorado? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

People never travel do they? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey don't bash the fact that cockdestroyer lives in a trailer park.

A trailer park is a "Stationary Mobile Community". When you sit in that trailer, you get the "Feel" of travelling.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

Wow..Want a cookie?

EDIT: and when is Helsinki in Colorado? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

People never travel do they? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey don't bash the fact that cockdestroyer lives in a trailer park.

A trailer park is a "Stationary Mobile Community". When you sit in that trailer, you get the "Feel" of travelling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

MWAHAHAHAHA I've PROVEN where you live.....You have not PROVEN I live in a trailer park.

Looks like the typical cries of the Owned.

Want me to show you where I live?

Because you sure as HELL cannot find that information on your own.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
int ownageCount=52;

for (boolean elcovaGuysGetBoard=false, phoneCallCount=0; ! elcovaGuysGetBoard; ownageCount++) {
if (ownageCount > 100) elcovaGuysGetBoard=true;
if (phoneCallCount == 0 && DateTime dt.Now() == "8/21/05") break;
}
string OTGuys="Owned";
int HD=null;
boolean LMAO=true; </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! ALEC!

Alec,

Time to change your sig. I'm looking for business partners to overhaul the gay site OverTorqued.

I'm still thinking of a new name. A more suitable name like,

UnderTorqued,
HomoTorqued,
OvaryTorqued,
GheyTorqued

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Hey man, I'm not kidding..I REALLY need some Art Glass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm pretty sure they don't make those giant glass dildos that you're so frantically searching for to partially fill the huge void in your rectum.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

Wow..Want a cookie?

EDIT: and when is Helsinki in Colorado?

Hmmm Lets see.

Would you :
A:Buy a vehicle overseas, and then purchase said vehicle from a place almost 2000 miles from the port where it will have to be SHIPPED to your home?

B: buy a vehicle overseas 10 miles from the port it will have to be shipped from?

C: Buy a vehicle in your home country, avoid the Customs charges, Shippers Surcharges, and the hassle of getting said vehicle LEGAL in your home country?

Hmmmmm Guess another one is not the brightest bulb on the street. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmm why don't you figure that one out? I seriously believe that you can't.

Since you have probably never left your state, I don't expect you to understand.

Answer me, where is Helsinki, Finland? And, don't you talk to your only friend Google to get that answer...

And while I'm waiting you to answer my first and second question, thanks for f***ing this thread up again!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Amsterdam was much nicer </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really? You truly are an idiot. Don't get me wrong Amsterdam is fun (been there many times) but it's a **** hole in comparison.

int helpFromOtherOVTGuys=0;
int ownageCount=53;
int phoneCallCount=0;
int pureLiesCount=26;

for (boolean elcovaGuysGetBoard=false; ! elcovaGuysGetBoard; ) {
if (ownageCount > 100) elcovaGuysGetBoard=true;
if (phoneCallCount == 0 && DateTime dt.Now() == "8/21/05") break;
}

string OTGuys="Owned";
int HD=null;
boolean LMAO=true; </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BWAHAHAHAHA Finland is better than Amsterdam? SURE THING. Finland looks like ac ountry with the GNP of Ethopia. Dirt, downtrodden people, and general poverty.

Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Alec,

Be careful. He's armed with a years worth of National Geographics Magazines.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Hmm. Lets break this down shall we?

you have finland as your location, yet you are buying an H2 in Colorado. If you are going to bring that vehicle back to Finland, you must FIRST have it SHIPPED to the EAST COAST, More than not Bayonne NJ, Or Port of NYC, then have is crated, and shipped from Bayonne, to Helsinki.

I'vs been in Finland before dumbass. Nothing but a 3rd world ****hole. to many years of living next to the soviet union has made your country a breeding ground for filth, and decay.

Amsterdam was much nicer, as was Italy, Germany, and the Swiss Alps. Buy a Eurorail pass and see ALL of europe for pennies a day.

Speak not of what you know nothing about. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well as I thought you couldn't (It feels so good to be right again). Thats ok, don't take it so seriously. Much more intelligent people have failed than you!

You are entitled to your opinion, but didn't you earlier talk about you not wanting to live in a large city not on the east or west cost where it is so crowded? Amsterdam much nicer??? You have about 20,000-50,000 people on every sq. mile. In Finland we have much more room, more nature, more bagpacking, nicer people. I'd like to see you to go Rome and then to Finland and compare how you were threated. It really doesn't make you a god if you have done the Eurotrail (traveling ment for white trash). I've visited all of those places more times than you have touched a woman in you life. Finland happens to be one areas in Europe where US is most respected and looked up to.

Every place has its goodies, you have just proven you can't enjoy any of it. I'd say there are much nicer areas than where you live. By the way you act, I'd place to W.Va. Been there and wouldn't say it is such a great place to be.

If this is a breeding ground for filth, and decay, then so be it... We just happend to kick Soviet ass and kept our freedom. What have done for your coutry? Consumed money to whores?

The only subscription he threw in the can was, "Why Hitler lost the war". It's too painful for him to read.

LMAO!!!

HD = Defending Hitler = OWNED

Never bet on the loser.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
BWAHAHAHAHA Finland is better than Amsterdam? SURE THING. Finland looks like ac ountry with the GNP of Ethopia. Dirt, downtrodden people, and general poverty.

Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

UUUUUHHHHHH, feels so good to make you look like an Mexican Donkey Ass!!!

http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/i...ank/PNBH2.html

Didn't you say Germany, Netherlands, Italy were much better? UH AH, you are a retard!

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know, he likes to look and the pics of the older naked African women.

int helpFromOtherOVTGuys=0;
int ownageCount=55;
int phoneCallCount=0;
int pureLiesCount=26;
boolean HDFunnay=false;
boolean HDLame=true;

for (boolean elcovaGuysGetBoard=false; ! elcovaGuysGetBoard; ) {

if (ownageCount > 100) elcovaGuysGetBoard=true;
if (phoneCallCount == 0 && DateTime dt.Now() == "8/21/05") break;
if (helpFromOtherOVTGuys==0) HDLame=stillLame;

}

string OTGuys="Owned";
boolean LMAO=true;
char HD=null; </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Hell!!! and I thought I was the biggest geek.....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
All that shows me is you are a geek, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey SFB I proudly resemble that remark, and I had a slide rule, bet you can't even do a simple fourth order differential equasion in our head.

HD = Made to look like a Mexican donkey's ass by W1N = OWNED!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
A little hint buddy, had the tanks rolled across Berlin, I think Finland would have been like Poland. The whole country would have been under Soviet control in about 2 days, or LESS.

What is your Army? 120K people IF THAT? The Soviets had a standing army of over 10 MILLION at the height of the cold war(77-86) MEthinks you would roll over just like Poland.

Learn some history, and then come back and talk to me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know so much history, that if they tried to come here, what, like two times and never made it... What is that called? It is exactly same as what I'm doing to you right now. OWN YOU BOY!!

You know nothing about history and you show it. Next time you go to the wellfare desk to ask for money, don't invest it to whores, but rather buy a one book about history... So that you can actually contribute to the discussion.

wned, yet again. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wrong again boy. Pick up the book and you'll have better base knowledge...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
HD = Made to look like a Mexican donkey's ass by W1N = OWNED!

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD = Now backpeddling = OWNED AGAIN

The calls!!!!!!!

Oh my gawd the calls!!!!!! What do we do?!?!?!?!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Glad I have a place firmly lodged in your empty skull.

Just wait...The calls will start coming in.

that picture posted claiming to be you will draw them in.

Craigslist anyone?

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

digging a deeper and deeper hole for yourself duddy...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Glad I have a place firmly lodged in your empty skull.

Just wait...The calls will start coming in.

that picture posted claiming to be you will draw them in.

Craigslist anyone?

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

digging a deeper and deeper hole for yourself duddy... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ME? Who, Exactly, Am *I*? WE? THEM? US?
Eric?

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA get a clue, and come and talk to us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're deeper and deeper and deeper... = Look more and more and more like an idiot

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

int helpFromOtherOVTGuys=0;
int ownageCount=53;
int phoneCallCount=0;
int pureLiesCount=26;

for (boolean elcovaGuysGetBoard=false; ! elcovaGuysGetBoard; ) {
if (ownageCount > 100) elcovaGuysGetBoard=true;
if (phoneCallCount == 0 && DateTime dt.Now() == "8/21/05") break;
}

string OTGuys="Owned";
int HD=null;
boolean LMAO=true; </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Alec, do you code for a living?? Its what I have been doing in school for the past 2 years, and I am just starting to look for careers in that. SOrry for off topic but I was curious.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Its what I have been doing in school for the past 2 years, and I am just starting to look for careers in that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said, "Let there be
light!"

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Enter password: Omniscient
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Enter password: Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.

Enter password: Technocrat
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

Create light
#Done

Run heaven and earth
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
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Create firmament
#Done.

Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
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Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and
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Create dry_land
#Done.

Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
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Create sun_moon_stars
#Done

Run sun_moon_stars
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
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crept herewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
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dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
every living thing that crept upon the earth
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Copy woman from man
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Create desire
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#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.eden
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Garden.eden
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Garden.eden
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Create good, evil
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#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

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MINUTES.
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#YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
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What is this ****ed-up thread. I feel like I'm drunk after reading this crap. Can't you guys just let the homos, trolls, gheys, bashers, jeepers, and burger-flippers live in peace?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Yep..He's another Tech geek that needs a MANLY vehicle to make himself not look like the Cokebottle Glasses geek in HS that he was. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I sense some severe brain envy here

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Can't you guys just let the homos, trolls, gheys, bashers, jeepers, and burger-flippers live in peace? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

now where is the fun in that????

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
I'm smart enough not to make my living sitting in front of a computer, eating twinkies,and nachos, writing endless lines of code.

That's the land of the Socially Inept.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To you, that's called wellfare dude. You may not understand, but there are many people that don't do wellfare.

you're deeper and deeper and deeper..