Though I can't believe that I just spent the time to read 17 pages of bull**** posts with you aggrevating and egging everyone on, I just wanted to tell you what an ignorant, immature, narrow-minded, dumbfukker you are.

You come to OUR board and talk shiet about Hummers. We're not on your board ranting and raving about how crappy jeeps are.

Let me clue you in on a few things.

First, if you stuffed 52K into that POS jeep, you are a friggin' idiot. What's it worth now, 12-13 grand? Let us dump 50K into mods and see what we come up with.

Secondly, you rant and rave how great your jeep is for 4 wheelin'. I'm not saying your jeep isn't good at wheelin', with over 50 grand invested, it better be damn good. H2's like every other vehicle have flaws. BUT, for an out of the box, bone stock vehicle, H2's are extremely good 4WD's.

But that's not the problem. Each vehicle has different aspects and features that each buyer prefers. I'll bet many H2 owners didn't buy their H2's to climb rocks, go through mud and squeeze between trees.

Many of us bought it because it's extremely comfortable (say that about a jeep), it's luxurious, leather, heated seats, a/c, nav, can tow much more than what your jeep weighs and it holds 4 people VERY comfortably and yes, though not perfect (referring to the poor tie rod end design(which I myself have put on HD ones on it)) it is a VERY capable off-road machine.

I can drive my H2 out to dinner with valet parking and not look like I took my kid's ride out for a spin. I can make a 1200 mile round trip with my family to see my mother without giving me hemorroids with the ride found in a stock jeep, let alone a lifted one. Let's see you do that with your jeep.

Why don't you do all of us a favor and go back to your own forum. You're like the one idiot that we'll see taking up two parking spots with his hummer... it makes all of us Hummer owners look bad.

Well, you are an embarrassment from the Jeep forum. I have alot of friends that drive jeeps and have the same respect for them as my friends that drive Hummers. Too bad I can't say the same about you.

Go away with your super duper flex ability and flex your silly ass right out of here. You will never win the "I'm better than you contest" because there is always someone with something bigger and better... regardless if it is a jeep or an H2.

Now go away silly wabbit.

Mark

PS. All this coming from someone that has owned 3 jeeps. I still like them but in no way, shape or form would I ever go back to one.

X2 Mark, very eloquent and well said!

I doubt you will hear back from Sideshow Billy’s incestuous cousin though...I think he lost his AOL dial up privileges!

Assuming the ATF haven't already raided his house!

x3

X4,The Grand ..Forgot it's name already and the Commander only make the Hummers(H2,H3)look much better at the auto shows.Thank you jeep."ment to use lower case" gfy
In the ad the Commander looked huge! It's as big as the H3.For the money the H3" ment to use upper case" Is a better buy.
Well put Doug!!!!!

Couldn't of said it better myself.

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What they gonna raid my house for, THAT IS A PRODUCTION GUN MADE BY BUSHMASTER, if they raid my house guess they better raid ALOT of houses, the lower below the PISTOL, is a RIFLE (SEE THE STOCK) new custom barrel is as shop getting recrowned, hardly illigal. Now for the stupid ass idiot OrangeCrush all I did was read a few of the posts on here and wanted to ask why all the trash talk about Rubicon. But when I did what happened< all the trash talk started, ANYONE can sit behind a computer and trash talk, so I challeneged the H2 owners. I am a member of a FEW Jeep forums and never have I seen anyone trash talking H2's or H1's. As a matter of fact I did a search on Rubicon and pulled up a **** load of post from this forum trash talking Jeeps and started reaing them, thats how I found this forum, so see it's not the Jeep guys comparing Jeeps to the H2 it's H2 owners COMPARING TO JEEPS. If I wanted an H2 I would have bought one[could go out and get one tomorrow if I wanted) but I'm more of an extreme offroader. You can modify a jeep alot easier and cheaper. So see Everyone on here thinks that I came on here to trash talk H2's, I didn't. Now if you came to a Jeep forum and asked a simple question, and everyone started ragging your vehicle, you would retaliate back the same as I did.

The different dumbass, is I wouldn't even go to your POS forum. What the fuk are you even doing on a Hummer forum.

Look, you obviously think your shiet is the coolest thing out there. That's great, now take your POS and leave.



Mark

Fuk you Orange cruch and your poor mans H1

I can just feel the love...

You guys are the ones that look like idiots, everyone knows you want your H2 to be as capable as a Rubicon thats why you always compair the POS H2 to the Rubicon

I don't want no heep...been there done that, even got the t-shirt. So now what? You made your point so move on.

Don't flatter yourself *******. There is no comparison, I spent 30K on my H2 and can pull every penny back out. You moron, spent 52 grand and will be lucky to pull out a fourth of that.

I'm sure your fellow Jeep forum members are very proud of you. Since you are a member of so many forums, why don't you post which ones and let's see how much you're liked there.

Unless of course, you're full of shiet.

Mark

And btw, I wouldn't own an H1. I think they're cool but they're about as practical on the street as much as your POS is practical on the trail.

I remember my jeep with a liftkit and bigger tires. I had to drive around in 3rd gear just to keep the rpm's up so I could maintain 55 on the highway. God forbid I tried to pull a double jetski trailer behind it... gutless POS.

Mark

He can't move on. He hasn't won you love and approval yet...

Sort of sad how much he craves it...

Don't flatter yourself *******. There is no comparison, I spent 30K on my H2 and can pull every penny back out. You moron, spent 52 grand and will be lucky to pull out a fourth of that.

I'm sure your fellow Jeep forum members are very proud of you. Since you are a member of so many forums, why don't you post which ones and let's see how much you're liked there.

Unless of course, you're full of shiet.

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You are one stupid ass, you think you can get every penny you put in your H2


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Come on dickhead, I'm waiting for your forum name. I'd love to send them a link and see if they speak up for you.

Please list them...

Please.

Mark

Don't flatter yourself *******. There is no comparison, I spent 30K on my H2 and can pull every penny back out. You moron, spent 52 grand and will be lucky to pull out a fourth of that.

I'm sure your fellow Jeep forum members are very proud of you. Since you are a member of so many forums, why don't you post which ones and let's see how much you're liked there.

Unless of course, you're full of shiet.

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You are one stupid ass, you think you can get every penny you put in your H2


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And there you go dumbass... go ahead, put 100K as the mileage.. You STUPID FUK, I ain't got 100K miles.... and if I did, at least it wouldn't be like that POS 4.0 litre that would be needing a rebuild.

Go ahead, put your POS jeep in the same equation, (don't forget to put in 100K miles since we're comparing apples to apples)

Let's see what your piece of crap is worth.

Mark

Hey fukwad why don't you meet me and we can see who has the most capable vehicle, then I'll stomp your yuppy ass

Hey, DUMBASS... here's KBB.

Opps, a little more than the 20K you said.
OHHHHH, WAIT... My truck APPRECIATED, it's worth more than I paid. Now what the fuk are you going to say.



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Still waiting for the forum names.....

Still waiting....

Look you made the list

If these things are so capable and better offroad than a Rubicon, why is everyone so scared, all talk no show.....I bought my Jeep to 4X4, you all say the H2 is better, then lets see it, and we can video it so EVERYONE on the net can see also.

Does this look like a preppy person to you, dumbass?









Hardly a preppie fukker.

BTW, I'm still waiting for your forum name.

LMAO.... where did you copy all the pics from, which site...LOL

First of all, I never said an H2 was more capable. (though I think it, I never said that)

Second of all, what exactly would you like us to do. Unlike your silly little job, I'm running two bodyshops, I can't just get up and leave to show your stupid azz up.

Why don't YOU show us some of your videos? There's plenty of videos on this site if you want to see what these members do.

Please, show us your videos, just one.

Oh, and btw, I'm still waiting for your forum's name.

Mark

Nice pics OC.

You're fukkin kidding me, right? Why would I just copy someone's pics??? They're mine dumbass.

Mark

First of all, I never said an H2 was more capable. (though I think it, I never said that)

Second of all, what exactly would you like us to do. Unlike your silly little job, I'm running two bodyshops, I can't just get up and leave to show your stupid azz up.

Why don't YOU show us some of your videos? There's plenty of videos on this site if you want to see what these members do.

Please, show us your videos, just one.

Oh, and btw, I'm still waiting for your forum's name.

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I tell you what why don't we meet this weekend, go 4X4ing and I have someone who will video the whole thing for us.

And just for the record, I don't mind getting mine dirty....



It's not always clean...

First of all, I never said an H2 was more capable. (though I think it, I never said that)

Second of all, what exactly would you like us to do. Unlike your silly little job, I'm running two bodyshops, I can't just get up and leave to show your stupid azz up.

Why don't YOU show us some of your videos? There's plenty of videos on this site if you want to see what these members do.

Please, show us your videos, just one.

Oh, and btw, I'm still waiting for your forum's name.

Mark </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I tell you what why don't we meet this weekend, go 4X4ing and I have someone who will video the whole thing for us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well since you live in Alabama, is it? I'll make you a deal. A lot of the guys here are going to Tellico in the middle of March. I wasn't going to go because I'm getting married at the end of March.

I'll make you a deal. I'll go and meet you with everyone else there. There will be other jeeps and trucks. Instead of asking everyone to drive to your state, why not come and prove what you've got in front of everyone with videos.

That way, you can challenge EVERYONE. I can't just get up and leave to Alabama for the weekend.

I think the date is March 13th or something.

Up for it, let's see what you can do.

Mark

Mark...that jet ski looks sweet.

Thanks Boss,

I painted it when PPG came out with Harlequin paint. Back then, it was 36.00 per ounce just for the basecoat. That wasa almost 1500.00 of materials for that ski.

Mark

First of all, I never said an H2 was more capable. (though I think it, I never said that)

Second of all, what exactly would you like us to do. Unlike your silly little job, I'm running two bodyshops, I can't just get up and leave to show your stupid azz up.

Why don't YOU show us some of your videos? There's plenty of videos on this site if you want to see what these members do.

Please, show us your videos, just one.

Oh, and btw, I'm still waiting for your forum's name.

Mark </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I tell you what why don't we meet this weekend, go 4X4ing and I have someone who will video the whole thing for us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well since you live in Alabama, is it? I'll make you a deal. A lot of the guys here are going to Tellico in the middle of March. I wasn't going to go because I'm getting married at the end of March.

I'll make you a deal. I'll go and meet you with everyone else there. There will be other jeeps and trucks. Instead of asking everyone to drive to your state, why not come and prove what you've got in front of everyone with videos.

That way, you can challenge EVERYONE. I can't just get up and leave to Alabama for the weekend.

I think the date is March 13th or something.

Up for it, let's see what you can do.

Mark </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
never asked you to come here said I would meet you, we could meet in Georgia, thats where I lived for about 7 years, I know alot of places to go 4X4ing there.

I know some good trails near Stone Mountain

Hey moron, why the hell are you so dumb? I feel embarrassed to even be responding actually. But just curious what the hell you think you're comparing? If your Rubi is stock, at least I can see it'd be a "Stock to Stock Challenge."

That btw, is OrangeCrush's point. Taken as a whole, NO OTHER STOCK 4X4 OUTPERFORM H2s straight off the dealer's floor. The super-comfort is right on too.

Tell you what, here's my challenge:

"Contestants will begin in South Texas. Both rigs must drive to Moab in 19hours maximum. Contestants will immediately tackle Potato Salad, followed by Hells Gate, Escalator, and TipOver. Both rigs must then immediately drive back to South Texas in 19hours (maximum). Oh yes, both rigs must carry 4 adults and 4 kids each."

Far-fetched? Far from it. Been there done that. In fact, two of the H2s that were in Moab last October drove all the way from Virginia and Mississippi. I myself regularly offroad with 4 adults and 4 kids (I've got the 3rd row bench for 3 kids, 2 DVDs and 3 Screens ). Which other 4x4 can do that?

But with a heavily modified rig, how can you even open your yap? In any sports, there is a class/catergory to make the challenge meaningful. If you only compete when the entire contest is rigged to your advantage, I know a $20,000 competition in Funland you may be interested in.

Beginning to see the point?

(Naah, I doubt it. You're too stoopid)

Hey, didn't you mention pink slip flexy contest? Below is ZeroTolerance's modified H2. He asked me to tell you to "BRING IT ON! ". You wanna take him on?

Idiot .

Come on Donnie, I'm still waiting. You brought up how much my truck is worth. Why not put your jeep in there?

You've challenged about everyone on here to prove how good your Jeep is. Why not come to Tellico. Surely since there's already about 20 or so members going, this will be your chance to embarrass them all at once. Since we all have to drive there, it would save 20 guys driving to your place. I mean, if you're willing to drive to GA, surely you'll just come to Tellico.

Up for the challenge or do I have to put you on my list.

Chickening out for Tellico.

Donnie...

I'll take him on in my TJ, anyday