forget your spiders, look what came to kill me!
 

Yep...a scorpion! The most deadliest creature known to man-kind! It's big brother almost got my dog while we were in the garage the other day, but I stepped on it. :mad:

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I hate those little fawkers! Every time I go to Phoenix/ or VEgas I worry about them. GAWD I HATE THOSE LITTLE BASTADS!

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Not true, not true!!! Here's a pretty cool site that also lists the skeeter as number one, but it's actually a pretty cool site:
http://www.livescience.com/animalwor...nimals-10.html

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That looks like Apistobuthus pterygocercus, but Apistobuthus pteryocercus belonging to the Buthidae family, and coming from desert areas, it is important to consider this species with a very great prudence. Aggressiveness is extremely variable according to the sex, the individual and the temperature (usually, higher the temperature, faster and more aggressive the scorpion), thus it is advisable to be very careful with this species.

This species must be considered very cautiously. Indeed, since Apistobuthus pterygocercus belongs to the Buthidae family, known for the dangerousness of most of its members, keeping this species is inadvisable to the beginners as a pet. :D I got two!!...he he.

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You're taking away the danger aspect of my thread! It's a psychological killer.


Why?! Are they holding you hostage?

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RUN!!! They're killers and will eat you after you die of the nasty, painful venum strike slowly kills you by eating away your blotted, maggot covered body!!!

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It's back, thanks! :giggling: :giggling:

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Research ..... etc... they love crickets , locusts or cockroaches. :dancingbanana:

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Oh, weird.

Anyhow, I thought they lived in the desert where cactus grow!..wasn't expecting to see them in/around my house. That sucks.

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It's true!! But I still got in there for a picture before I toliet paper smooshed it anyways, cause my middle name is danger.

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:D :giggling: :giggling: :dancingbanana: :D

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Hmmmm.....now, you better watch your back! They will come and hunt you. :D :shhh:

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Yes they will.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...d=1#post294602

:dancingbanana:

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:iagree: HATEM!!!!!!!!!!:rant:

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I was surprised when I first moved down here and found one in my yard. I have not seen any at this house but they used to get into my girlfriends apartment on a daily basis when she lived in Lake County.

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time to move or get a new girlfriend.:giggling:

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More reasons beside heat, spiders, snakes, and non-assilimative-biligualism not to live in the south.

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Have we heard from dei today?

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Yep, he is fine. Nurses in the recovery room said he should be out of the hospital in a week or so ;)

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:giggling:

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:D :D

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Poor fellow.:excited:

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:beerchug:

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Thanks for bringing this back up. I just finally got over the bed wetting from the night terrors caused by those damn scorpions and now I'm back at square one. Real cool. :crying:

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not to mention gators,ill stay in nyc anything coming to kill me
will be on 2 legs:giggling:

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Don't forget the assassin bugs!
:jump:

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Was that his pet scorpion?

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for sale...2 homes in Miami

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DEI.... You know whats fun with those scorps??? cirlce one with fire and usauly it will kill itself. Man, now thats some fun. But on the downside of that the fire will attract more gators, which means more trouble beacuse the snakes will soon follw the Gators trail and see what he is eating, which of course is human carcass and that will lead to a bad smell and thats sure isn't a good thing, becuase thats smells like that crap you have stuck in your intake on your boat. Which I told you to avoid before you bought it. Now see if ya had listen to old K9 you wouldn't have any of these things.

Or maybe ever since you sold your 3 and bought that nice arse 2 that you have been having all these wierd issues with wild animals. All of that is just a hint that you should have kept your 3.

:D

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Interesting theory. But I got rid of the 3 back in January... the boat and gator incident didn't occur until 5 months later in June, just 30 days after you left the Hummer family. I warned you that bad things would happen if you left.

BTW - You never 'warned' me about the boat! Anyways, had I turned the salad shooter to high it would not have clogged and I wouldn't have had to go into gator infested water. Who would've thought going fast is the safe way to get through weeds.

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see def for cricket...:jump:
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• "Jones" (Another placeholder, usually for actions, "He gave her the three finger jones".)
• "Deal" (A catch-all term mostly used as a noun, i.e. "Here's the deal." Also used to refer to male genitalia, "Put the McGillicutty on your deal.")
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• "Lady Bug" (The term referring to a penis.)
• "Burn a Wheel" (Smoking marijuana, "do you need to go out back and burn a wheel?")
• "Willie" (An extraneous word often added for emphasis. "The website's bogged down willie.")
• "Yellow Bird" (an unspecified narcotic in rattlers)
• "Wrapping The Toots" (Snorting cocaine)
• "Chalking Lines" (Same as Wrapping The Toots.)
• "Cricket Capers" (Enjoying favors provided by young females; see "Cricket" below)
• "Cricket" a loose woman

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Yeah I know, that was my conspricy theory....:jump:

But just be carefull Doctor Doolittle..:giggling: