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I am hosting a tea party on Sunday. I was ironing the table cloth and went outside to get this glass vase. I went to go back in and screamed.:eek:

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I chucked a dime next to it for comparison but it doesn't do it justice. Prolly a wolf spider yes?

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It's still out there.:eek::crying:

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DAMN, it ate the dime!:eek: :D

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Probably. Fawk! Should I kill it?

I'm afraid if I step on it I'll slip in it's guts. Gawd SO GROSS!!!!:mad:

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Ewwww. You'll have to step on it. Spraying it with pesticides would only make it angry. Then it might attack you. Or worse, eat your little dog! :jump:

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Tea party????:giggling:

Your real name has to be Muffy!;)

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That is just a little guy. Here is one that makes that one look small.

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What exactly is a "tea party"? Does it have anything to do with Ken's French maid outfit?

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It's a party with Tea, little sandwiches and petit fors. It's my first one so don't get all snickery. It's kinda fun playing with all my stuff that I never use.

Little tea cups, little spoons, floral arrangements and pressed linen. You guys are just jealous you can't do that stuff because it would be unmanly.

:dancingbanana:

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Sounds like a Jeep Happening to me. :giggling: :giggling:

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What pray tell do you talk about at"tea partys"????
Just asking?

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CP - Due to your recent spider infestation, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your Tea Party this Sunday. Send my regards.

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I was gonna say, that is how me and my jeep buddies get down and play some poker....:dancingbanana:

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Poker night is much the same. Playing with stuff like shot glasses, cards, chips, cash, shaker, beer.... Hummm. Can't wait for Saturday.:jump:

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Peeneye

:jump: :jump: :jump:


You would have to come to one to ever know. But unfortunately I don't serve pickled eggs- sorry.

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You're just getting me back because I sent you regrets due to the scorpions.:fdance:

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Yeah, it's just like when you spray bug spray on ants .. they stand up on their rears and come after you. What's with that?! :twak:

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Oh bull !! I do hear you are a closet pickle egg consumer.

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Bullsh1t!! You are such a little liar!:D


So..... should I go check to see if it is still there?


Anybody wanna come over and check?:fdance:

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This implies there'll be more.:yawn:

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FLAME IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jump:

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I might. Ken just went to get my camera lens cap- I left it when I ran. It is still there!!!!!!!


:crying: :crying: :eek: :crying: :crying:


I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid.:eek:

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Ken, you gotta embrace the wifes parties (if there are hot mommas coming). In my neighborhood whenever the wifey says she is having some friends over I take this as being a good thing. Hot milfs sipping drinks getting sauced. Then they sit around and bitch:violin: about their husbands and I am there "agreeing"...(hehehe) with every problem they have. I am then the BEST husband on block:grouphug: :beerchug: :fdance: and why couldnt their husbands be more like me:jump:

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I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles.

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Tea Party - How ghey.:lame:

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A conversation overheard at CP's ghey tea party
"Oh, susan these petit fors are delicious, what were those furry things sticking out the sides?"

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Try lighting the sparklers.

:jump::jump:

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How much fur on all eight legs? :eek:

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Done. Come on Cletus.:D

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One shot of brake cleaner and you could kill a tarantula.

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Is it dead yet??? :(

You're lucky it didn't jump up at you when you poked it in the azz. :crying: :eek:

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No :(

I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still.:eek:

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Freaky. Of course, I hate spiders.

Just kill it with something you can spray from a far. The cold months are upon us and we don't need these things to mind the bugs for us any more.

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I wouldn't be so sure about that. I had a spider like that before, I went to step on it and it stared me down. When I got my shoe on it, it flipped me backwards. Ended up as a 3 day battle, in the process half of my house was destroyed and I had 3rd degree burns over 70% of my body. So don't think they are more scared than you, they have no fear.

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SQUASH THAT F'ER! DO NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE IT IN FOR TEA?! GAWD WOMAN! I'M FREAKED OUT AND I'M ON THE WEST COAST!

P.S. Sorry, can't come to the party now.

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I know, I know.

I looked for it a little this morning but it was still dark out. You guys do't undersatnd, I have been a furniture ninja since I saw it. Jumping from couch to chair to stair or counter. Like when you were little with monsters under your bed kinda leaps. Just in case it has come in, it was chilly last night.

I have been googling wolf spider and have figured it is a Hogna Carolinesis. The largest wolf spider. Ken is more scared of them than I am, he has been wearing his shoes.

If I find it, I will video the killing.:D

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OMG!!! You east coast people are pussies. I would have either captured it in a jar and been feeding it yellow jackets or trimmed its legs down to little nubs.:giggling:

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It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

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It probably crawled into your home when you opened the door to look for it. :eek: OG.. it's Friday the 13th, too!!!!!
:giggling: