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Mrs.ssippi 10-25-2006 09:37 PM

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"A" got stung again by 2 yellow jackets. On her finger and her knee. I don't know why they keep coming after her. This is crazy. It stung her thru her leggings. She said "why does this keep happening to me? Is it because I'm so sweet?" :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

KenP 10-25-2006 09:39 PM

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Yes sweety. It's because you're so sweet.

Poor little thing.:(

blindzebra 10-25-2006 10:05 PM

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If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.

Mrs.ssippi 10-25-2006 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by blindzebra
If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.

Yes "A" is my 5 year old. She gets stung all the time. She can just be standing there doing nothing. It's crazy.:mad:

Mr. I - Man 10-25-2006 10:14 PM

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"she swats at the YJs"


"A" is a Natural Born Jeep Hater :D

Mrs.ssippi 10-25-2006 10:18 PM

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I don't want anyone "hatin'" on my kids so I will not post their names in an open forum. "A" is my 5 year old and she calls her sister "that baby" so that is what I call them on elcova. "A and That Baby" A says " What is that baby into now?, What is that baby crying about now?, Where is that baby going?" it is so funny. Even Ken and CP started calling her That Baby. :giggling:

DennisAJC 10-25-2006 10:38 PM

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Poor sweet A.:(

Isn't there a repellent or something you can get for her? Get her one of those electric fly swatters.

KenP 10-25-2006 10:40 PM

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Poor sweet A.:(

Isn't there a repellent or something you can get for her? Get her one of those electric fly swatters.

Hire some messican to do it.:shhh:

PARAGON 10-25-2006 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by blindzebra
If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.


She's getting stung for some other reason. She's been stung by nearly every type of flying insect we have around here.

She got stung by the yellow jackets because she disturbed the bush that was above their nest. She was lucky she only got stung twice. Is a big next with a bunch of little buggers.

When she was 2 she moved some toys where a gaggle of red wasps had just started making a huge nest and was stung several times on the face. It's been downhill from there.

PARAGON 10-25-2006 10:58 PM

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BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

KenP 10-26-2006 12:17 AM

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BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

:jump: :jump:

h2co-pilot 10-26-2006 03:35 AM

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NO!!!!:(:mad:

Poor liddle gewl. I think I told her it was because she was so sweet.:o

Come to think of it- those f-ers were on the boat with us when you all were here. I have never seen one on a boat before. WTH? It's so weird.

PARAGON 10-26-2006 03:49 AM

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NO!!!!:(:mad:

Poor liddle gewl. I think I told her it was because she was so sweet.:o

Come to think of it- those f-ers were on the boat with us when you all were here. I have never seen one on a boat before. WTH? It's so weird.


I recovered several of the dead bodies of her enemy to help numb her pain and give her strength. Tomorrow, I go back in and take the whole stronghold and we feast on it's papier construction in jubilation of the retribution we have laid forth. Muwwaaaahahahah

Couple of Lesbian queens in this bunch. Big bitches too.

Neighbors surely think I am going through one of my episodes. Crawling around right next to the street in the dark while it's pouring rain, with my Ultrastinger flashlight and a tupperware bowl talking to the dirt as I pick off the few remaining sentries and scoop away some of the bodies of the dead so that my daughter can gain some relief and not be afraid to go back outside.

DRTYFN 10-26-2006 03:55 AM

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BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

:clapping: :clapping:

HummerHippy 10-26-2006 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I don't want anyone "hatin'" on my kids so I will not post their names in an open forum. "A" is my 5 year old and she calls her sister "that baby" so that is what I call them on elcova. "A and That Baby" A says " What is that baby into now?, What is that baby crying about now?, Where is that baby going?" it is so funny. Even Ken and CP started calling her That Baby. :giggling:



:) Cute!

Field Scout 10-26-2006 04:29 PM

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I work outside, (telephone repairman) and come in contact with all kinds of things that bite and sting:mad: most insects ie. wasp/bees (non-africanized) will leave you alone as long as they are not bothered or thier nest not threatened. BUT yellow jackets are very aggressive and attack in force if your just close by and make them nervous. the only solution is to KILL THEM ALL then dance on nest and kill every yj you see:dancingbanana:

h2co-pilot 10-26-2006 04:46 PM

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:clapping: :clapping:


Hey Dirt, don't you have some pics of YJ carnage?

PARAGON 10-26-2006 10:03 PM

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Apparently some of the little mutherf'ers were out about and flying around when I made my assault on the nest last night.

Go back out there today to show "A" the hole and there's 2 of the little sum bitches flying around. She goes running back inside screaming.

I'll be damned!

It's still freaking raining but I get back on my hands and knees and find that damn hole again and start picking the leaves away. Little SOBs fly around and I stop. They come back to the hole and land and end life there. They kept trickling in like that while I was trying to clear away the leaves and sticks.

Muther**** ***** ***** ***** *****...... they got multi entrances. Their whole shit is coming out of the ground now. Azalea bush and all.

I'm going to tie the freaking winch line to the bush and winch it up and will then flip the neighbors off as they drive by with those funny looks on their faces.

H2Finally 10-26-2006 10:10 PM

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My fav thing to do is buy a large new can of hairspray, put a long lighter in front of it, and WOOOOSHHH!!!! :D

PARAGON 10-26-2006 10:29 PM

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here is a couple of lesbo queens and their soldiers I picked off last night

PARAGON 10-26-2006 10:32 PM

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entrances to their lair

PARAGON 10-26-2006 10:34 PM

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CO Hummer 10-26-2006 10:58 PM

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It's still freaking raining but I get back on my hands and knees and find that damn hole again and start picking the leaves away. Little SOBs fly around and I stop. They come back to the hole and land and end life there. They kept trickling in like that while I was trying to clear away the leaves and sticks.

Muther**** ***** ***** ***** *****...... they got multi entrances. Their whole shit is coming out of the ground now. Azalea bush and all.

I'm going to tie the freaking winch line to the bush and winch it up and will then flip the neighbors off as they drive by with those funny looks on their faces.


hahahaha!

This should be a reality TV show!

PARAGON 10-26-2006 11:40 PM

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Fill the holes with YJ spray or whatever and cover them up with soil. Best done at night when they are docile.


Went after them last night, came back today thinking they would be done but apparently there were a few left behind.

Winched the azalae bush up and look what I find

PARAGON 10-26-2006 11:42 PM

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they had a whole freaking condo complex going on

PARAGON 10-26-2006 11:43 PM

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no more

PARAGON 10-26-2006 11:44 PM

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low rent district

PARAGON 10-26-2006 11:46 PM

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damn, there still some housing left in there

Hmmm2 10-27-2006 01:12 AM

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Paragon, didn't YOU get stung???:eek: I've never seen a YJ nest like that! It was massive!

h2co-pilot 10-27-2006 02:37 PM

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OMG!:eek:

I'm surprised that more of you didn't get stung. When it dries out a little more build a fire there (and then pee on it to put it out).

PARAGON 10-27-2006 02:51 PM

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Paragon, didn't YOU get stung???:eek: I've never seen a YJ nest like that! It was massive!


I got one on the leg

usetosellhummer 10-27-2006 05:41 PM

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It's a Jellow Jacket Jihad! Nuke em all!
YJ's offically:OWNED:
Paragon 1
Yj's 0

usetosellhummer 10-27-2006 05:42 PM

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i am a 300 lb man and scared too **** of them

hmcoleap 10-28-2006 02:05 AM

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It must be the square headlights...

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Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
"she swats at the YJs"


"A" is a Natural Born Jeep Hater :D


hmcoleap 10-28-2006 02:09 AM

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Looks like you are winning the war... once sting on the leg is a minor casualty considering the damage you have done to them!

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.


DennisAJC 10-28-2006 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.



Paragon's "Scorched Earth" policy is very tough.:jump:

dochummer 10-28-2006 06:30 AM

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Holy Cow! That nest is huge. Sorry to hear about A. Hope she's feeling better....


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