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DRTYFN 05-15-2007 05:49 AM
If there is a God...
 
... then please, Dear Father In Heaven let this happen. I'll be really good if it does, I promise.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-jDiV6eLyU

DennisAJC 05-15-2007 06:01 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
She can serve her sentence in my basement. I promise I'll be rough on her.

frenzy1 05-15-2007 06:33 AM
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:jump: :twak: :fdance: :beerchug:

HummBob 05-15-2007 08:33 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Just SHOOT her already. Nikki is WAY HOTTER anyhoo!!!

RubHer Yellow Ducky 05-15-2007 01:31 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
TENT CITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE - YES - put her there.........

Agriv8r 05-15-2007 02:45 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
again, a bum rap because she is famous...i bet they purposely moved the clocks forward a few minutes to make her late..

DRTYFN 05-15-2007 06:09 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
"Yes, Your Honor, my client is an upstanding citizen." :jump:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...page_id=1 773

h2co-pilot 05-15-2007 07:04 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Just wow.


(She is biting her nails alot lately. Wonder why?:giggling: )

DRTYFN 05-15-2007 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Just wow.


(She is biting her nails alot lately. Wonder why?:giggling: )
She's nibbling on the feces under her nails.:jump:

Agriv8r 05-15-2007 08:21 PM
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you are all wrong about her, she is misunderstood...society has made her who she is and now you want to punish her for doing the things you love to read about and talk to others about...shame shame shame...

f5fstop 05-15-2007 10:58 PM
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I would not let that beotch suck my tennis shoes.:fdance:

Adam in CO 05-15-2007 11:14 PM
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I'm with Drty. I hope she goes.

DRTYFN 05-15-2007 11:42 PM
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Omg.... I want this bitch to go to Tent City so bad.

Quote:
Hilton's Shrink: Paris is a Wreck
Paris Hilton's delicate state of mind is keeping her out of the courtroom ... for now.

According to a declaration filed by Dr. Charles Sophy, a psychiatrist who has seen Paris "off and on" over the last six months, Hilton is "not capable of any meaningful participation" in a civil trial brought against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff. In a $10 million lawsuit filed in 2005, Graff claims that Hilton spread "vicious lies" about her that were printed in the New York Post.

Paris' shrink claims that Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" from the May 4 hearing where she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for breaking probation in her DUI bust, and asked a judge to allow her sufficient time to recover. In the document, the head-doc goes on to explain that Hilton "Cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense." In fact, Sophy claims that forcing Paris to participate on May 21 would "exacerbate her current mental condition." The horror!

As a result, the judge has postponed the trial date until August 22.

Calls to Hilton's rep were not immediately returned.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/14/hilton...ck/25#c4904065

But she wasn't too much of an emotional wreck to make fun of this tranny(?)/bad plastic surgery victim. God damn bitch.:rant:
Woodshed link *NWS*

dеiтайожни 05-15-2007 11:50 PM
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You'd think she had shot up a daycare and ate 3 puppies the way you guys want her to goto prison so bad. Sick bastards. :twak:

Agriv8r 05-16-2007 12:26 AM
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:iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :perfect10s: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

DRTYFN 05-16-2007 12:30 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dillhole
You'd think she had shot up a daycare and ate 3 puppies the way you guys want her to goto prison so bad. Sick bastards. :twak:
Oh, sorry. Are we talking badly about your favorite masturbation material?

dеiтайожни 05-16-2007 01:30 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Oh, sorry. Are we talking badly about your favorite masturbation material?

Yes, one of them. But at least my obsession with her lasts maybe 5 minutes max, twice a day. You won't be whole again until she pays her debt to society in the most severe way. I'm a little surprised the death penalty hasn't been suggest yet for her crimes against humanity. :giggling:

DennisAJC 05-16-2007 01:38 AM
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I really don't get the overblown hate for Paris.

Most of these guys would lick my taint if it meant 1 minute between Paris' legs.

KenP 05-16-2007 02:02 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
... then please, Dear Father In Heaven let this happen. I'll be really good if it does, I promise.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-jDiV6eLyU
OMFG, that'd be the greatest ever!!!!

KenP 05-16-2007 02:03 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I really don't get the overblown hate for Paris.

Most of these guys would lick my taint if it meant 1 minute between Paris' legs.
It'd take atleast that long to find the sides.:giggling:

Plus, we all know she gives crappy head.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 05-16-2007 04:43 AM
Re: If there is a God...
 
I wouldn't do her even with your limpy dicky....

Adam in CO 05-16-2007 02:52 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I'm a little surprised the death penalty hasn't been suggest yet for her crimes against humanity. :giggling:

It's California, not Texas.

Agriv8r 05-16-2007 03:05 PM
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shame shame shame..you are all going to hell

bparker 05-16-2007 08:04 PM
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Why dont we just go ahead and make it another reality show....

dеiтайожни 05-16-2007 09:07 PM
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The Simple Life: Lockdown! That would be cool if she brought along a hot girl to be her celly.

DRTYFN 05-16-2007 09:41 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by d?i???????
The Simple Life: Lockdown! That would be cool if she brought along a hot girl to be her celly.
I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.

KenP 05-16-2007 10:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.
x2 Teach that tramp some humility.

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bparker 05-16-2007 11:19 PM
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X3
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.

DRTYFN 05-21-2007 05:14 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
Here's a video of Paris bew-hewing in her mommy's car after getting more bad news from a new attorney regarding her jail sentence.:jump::OWNED:
Quote:
After firing her lawyer Howard Weitzman, here's Paris crying uncontrollably as she leaves famed DUI defense attorney Richard Hutton's office yesterday. I guess his news wasn't that good either
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=876416864

Agriv8r 05-21-2007 06:34 PM
Re: If there is a God...
 
nice crop job, but you can see its obviously a fake...just like the rest of the rumors...goin to hell....


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