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Captain of the Titanic 09-05-2007 06:33 PM
Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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tower 09-05-2007 08:00 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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Amen.

jmsspratlin 09-05-2007 08:08 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
:D

obzidian 09-05-2007 08:24 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...

Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"

Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!

To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.

bochard 09-05-2007 08:25 PM
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I Agree :beerchug:

Devis1957 09-05-2007 10:15 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
That's 2 nice rides !! :dancingbanana:

bochard 09-05-2007 10:48 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Thanks
the Merc is the wifes

Captain of the Titanic 09-05-2007 11:03 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by obzidian
well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...

Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"

Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!

To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.


Can't argue with you!! :beerchug:

H2wifey 09-06-2007 12:19 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bochard
I Agree :beerchug:


Yup 2 VERY NICE rides and nice house :D

jmsspratlin 09-06-2007 01:08 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
Yup 2 VERY NICE rides and nice house :D


Must agree, the color of the Hummer is awesome!;)

ROX 09-12-2007 05:19 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
I don't care what you call it as long as it's shiney when it's clean.:D

3Hummer 09-19-2007 02:03 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
same thing!

md_sailor 10-13-2007 12:38 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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:giggling: Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word! :jump:

JoeHummer 11-08-2007 06:35 PM
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x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.

jmsspratlin 11-08-2007 06:39 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by md_sailor
:giggling: Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word! :jump:


:jump:

Gooey Gaybob 11-10-2007 07:14 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.

The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!

Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!

The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!

LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.

ROX 11-10-2007 08:22 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
Who you callin queer, Gaybob?:fdance: :jump:

tower 11-10-2007 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeHummer
x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.
X3!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle gay I don't know what is!

Gooey Gaybob 11-10-2007 09:43 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
Who you callin queer, Gaybob?:fdance: :jump:

Takes one to know one. :grouphug:



:fdance:

tower 11-10-2007 10:07 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Takes one to know one. :grouphug:



:fdance:
You say that with such authority. :giggling::giggling::giggling:

wpage 11-10-2007 10:59 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Chrome is nice in times of peace. :drama:
When the going gets tough :drama: lights out radio silence and paint it black for the sake of the Moms out there...:beerchug:

Gooey Gaybob 11-11-2007 04:12 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by tower
You say that with such authority. :giggling::giggling::giggling:

Blue typing turn me on, so you must be gay too.

Kerr 11-13-2007 09:28 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
um your confused... Bling is any chrome on a H2. You didnt see any H1 leaving the factory with Chrome this and that did you? Same got for the Land rover D90-110 they had no chrome... and the Mercedes G500 didnt have any chrome until they screwed it up and shipped to the USA.

My take on it is this. GM should not even offer chrome on a hummer.
If you want chrome and a nice ride buy the Esculade or denali. Same money lot more bling.



That my two sents....

dkhummerh2 11-13-2007 10:37 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kerr
um your confused... Bling is any chrome on a H2. You didnt see any H1 leaving the factory with Chrome this and that did you? Same got for the Land rover D90-110 they had no chrome... and the Mercedes G500 didnt have any chrome until they screwed it up and shipped to the USA.

My take on it is this. GM should not even offer chrome on a hummer.
If you want chrome and a nice ride buy the Esculade or denali. Same money lot more bling.



That my two sents....
I agree. But look at mine, it has been glorified all over with the shiny by the previous owner.:crying:

dkhummerh2 11-13-2007 10:41 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
Must agree, the color of the Hummer is awesome!;)
I like it too! Guess I am kind of partial. Although I would like to have a black one, with it black from head to foot. Love the blacked out wheels on some of those on the forum. Guess that may be my next one, if I don't go broke of course.

Kerr 11-13-2007 10:51 PM
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I ditched all the chrome on my G class. then swapped wheels... Not its uglier that it was before but i like it...

Now if some one would make paint that didnt fade, im ok with scratches ;)

dkhummerh2 11-13-2007 11:14 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by Kerr
I ditched all the chrome on my G class. then swapped wheels... Not its uglier that it was before but i like it...

Now if some one would make paint that didnt fade, im ok with scratches ;)
that is freaking awesome. Has does it perform? Never had the chance to ride in one. Nice ride!!

Kerr 11-14-2007 04:01 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
they go good. Skinney to fit inbetween the trees, and ok ground clearance. It also has 3 locking diffs. I wish it had more ground clearance.. Thing the H2 walk over the G class has trouble stock.. its mainly do to the 29" tires vs the 35's. Im currently running 34" now but the bumper are still lower on the G.

KenP 11-15-2007 03:04 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
Ummm, no. That's bling.:notallthere: :giggling:

timgco 11-15-2007 05:13 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kerr
they go good. Skinney to fit inbetween the trees, and ok ground clearance. It also has 3 locking diffs. I wish it had more ground clearance.. Thing the H2 walk over the G class has trouble stock.. its mainly do to the 29" tires vs the 35's. Im currently running 34" now but the bumper are still lower on the G.

any pics wheelin with it? looks good IMO. Are the front and rear bumpers on it all metal or do they have a painted plastic cover on them?

Kerr 11-15-2007 04:05 PM
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Yea i got a few some place.. we have alot of mud here nothing to special and coal fields.

The Bumpers are strange. The front is metal but has plastic end caps.. and they bend easy. The rear for some reason is fiberglass with plastic end caps. Ill attach a picture of it..

I dont have to many pictures, my retard frineds forget to take pictures when we wheel. The the pictures we have dont look to impressive or we are in the forest and all you see is tree branches..

Here is one of my stucks... you cant go good when the frame is on the ground.

Hummer Aficionado_VT 11-15-2007 04:09 PM
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Makes sense...:D

wpage 11-15-2007 11:31 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Last time I saw the POS Merc SUV it was stuck in a little sand. With 4 dudes scurrying around with shovels trying to help it out!:twak:
German Turd:dancingbanana:

timgco 11-16-2007 06:56 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kerr
Yea i got a few some place.. we have alot of mud here nothing to special and coal fields.

The Bumpers are strange. The front is metal but has plastic end caps.. and they bend easy. The rear for some reason is fiberglass with plastic end caps. Ill attach a picture of it..

I dont have to many pictures, my retard frineds forget to take pictures when we wheel. The the pictures we have dont look to impressive or we are in the forest and all you see is tree branches..

Here is one of my stucks... you cant go good when the frame is on the ground.

That a nice lookin ride!!! I'd love to see that rig in action!

Kerr 11-16-2007 03:48 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wpage
Last time I saw the POS Merc SUV it was stuck in a little sand. With 4 dudes scurrying around with shovels trying to help it out!:twak:
German Turd:dancingbanana:

I take it your not a fan lol...

ROX 11-16-2007 07:00 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
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Originally Posted by KenP
Ummm, no. That's bling.:notallthere: :giggling:
Be nice or I'll post pics of your first H2.:fdance: :D

ROX 11-16-2007 07:03 PM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooey Gaybob
Takes one to know one. :grouphug:



:fdance:
I know you are but what am I? :fdance:

Gooey Gaybob 11-22-2007 03:10 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2 Rocks
I know you are but what am I? :fdance:

I'm rubber and your glue......

:fdance:

tower 11-22-2007 07:30 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
Aren't thes light guards black chrome?

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ 11-22-2007 09:31 AM
Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
 
tower it sure appears to be just thar, black chrome.

TAZ


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