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jmsspratlin 09-07-2007 04:44 AM
OMG!
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...ksid=p3907.m29


:lame: :crying:


Read why she's selling it.:violin:

DRTYFN 09-07-2007 05:15 AM
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I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips.:jump:

jmsspratlin 09-07-2007 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips.:jump:

:yawn:

DRTYFN 09-07-2007 05:57 AM
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jmsspratlin 09-07-2007 06:02 AM
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You know on the inside you're reallyAttachment 43345


I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.

DRTYFN 09-07-2007 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.
:crying:

DRTYFN 09-07-2007 06:19 AM
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Oh, and that picture is so 5 years ago. This is the new hotness.
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DennisAJC 09-07-2007 07:33 AM
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Oh, and that picture is so 5 years ago. This is the new hotness.
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:giggling:

FUCK YOU!!!!:rant:


:jump:

KenP 09-07-2007 07:47 AM
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I saw it this morning. The pic is chopped. Look closely.

frenzy1 09-07-2007 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by KenP
I saw it this morning. The pic is chopped. Look closely.

you don't even have to look closely to see it's chopped !:OWNED:

H2wifey 09-10-2007 01:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I bet it smells like fish.
Hey!!! Maybe your wife can offer some douching tips.:jump:



Sure I'll go through all the steps for you just go to this website and it will help you out DRTYFN



http://www.summerseve.com/douche.aspx


:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :giggling:

jmsspratlin 09-10-2007 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
Sure I'll go through all the steps for you just go to this website and it will help you out DRTYFN



http://www.summerseve.com/douche.aspx


:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :giggling:



wow, never heard of anal douche.

H2wifey 09-10-2007 05:22 AM
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you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching :giggling:

KenP 09-10-2007 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching :giggling:
Jamie, she's pretty cool. Reminds me of someone.:giggling:

jmsspratlin 09-10-2007 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by KenP
Jamie, she's pretty cool. Reminds me of someone.:giggling:

Ask her about peanut butter jelly time

Agriv8r 09-10-2007 04:01 PM
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but what about fergies truck...

MarineHawk 09-10-2007 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
I've grown tired of arguing about stupid crap on here. Its not the reason I joined the forum.

I guess with 1,500 posts in five months, you should expect to piss a fair number of people off and end up arguing a fair amount.

H2wifey 09-10-2007 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
Ask her about peanut butter jelly time



The BEST TIME OF THE DAY ummmmmmm........:fdance: :fdance: :jump:

DRTYFN 09-10-2007 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
you should ask DRTYFN he knows all about anal douching :giggling:
It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.:fdance:

Don't play with fire kiddies.:jump:

TXSUT 09-10-2007 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.

Let me see if I'm reading you right. You're saying that his mother got phucked up the ass by some dude, he shot his load in her bunghole, then she pulled the gizz out of her ass, put it way deep in her pussy with her finger, and some little $hit-stained sperm attached itself to an egg and eventually formed a child to be later named "Jamie". Is that what you're saying?

jmsspratlin 09-10-2007 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TXSUT
Let me see if I'm reading you right. You're saying that his mother got phucked up the ass by some dude, he shot his load in her bunghole, then she pulled the gizz out of her ass, put it way deep in her pussy with her finger, and some little $hit-stained sperm attached itself to an egg and eventually formed a child to be later named "Jamie". Is that what you're saying?



I think that's what he's trying to say......kinda stupid but whatever...

jmsspratlin 09-10-2007 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MarineHawk
I guess with 1,500 posts in five months, you should expect to piss a fair number of people off and end up arguing a fair amount.


If people get pissed that easliy...then their life must really SUCK.

H2wifey 09-11-2007 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
It's called an enema. And it's where you're mother-in-law got the sperm from to impregnate herself so she could have your future husband.:fdance:

Don't play with fire kiddies.:jump:


It's ok DRTYFN everybody goes through rough times, let it out,let it out :crying: We all know your mom likes in the a$$ but just because she used a anal douche to get herself pregnant dosen't mean everybody elses mom did it that same way

Here this will show you how to use an anal douche so next time you can do it in yourself:
http://www.deepmemories.com/Anal-Douche_p_13.html

SnakeH2 09-11-2007 12:51 PM
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