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H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:20 AM
Would someone please explain
 
WTF IS A BLUMPKIN!!!!!!

Big Dad 02-01-2008 05:22 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
It ant pretty!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin

:popcorn:

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:23 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
OK wtf is it SERIOUSLY:rant: i wanna know

Big Dad 02-01-2008 05:24 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Click on the link provided



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin




You're not blond are you?!

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:24 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
ok

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:27 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
oh ok

Big Dad 02-01-2008 05:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by H2wifey
oh ok I would never ask one of my patients if they had a blumpkin (drty told me to ask one of my patients that) that's gross ew that would be funny if I did though all of them are pretty old haha

Therein lies the problem...I'd be skiddish about asking anyone, anything, that DRTY suggested!

How could you ever look at em again if they answered yes!

:giggling: :giggling:

DennisAJC 02-01-2008 05:33 AM
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Cover your ears and eyes Jinsey. You don't want a PM from DRTY. :D

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:34 AM
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I just had a little bit of vomit come up in my throat ew

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:34 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
on that note Good night

H2wifey 02-01-2008 05:39 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dad
Click on the link provided



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin




You're not blond are you?!



Nope not a blond just not all with it sometimes :giggling:

BKLYNH2 02-01-2008 05:43 AM
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I wonder if blumpkin gets censored by the iraqi internet? :popcorn:

Big Dad 02-01-2008 05:45 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Maybe...but I know that other saying bout Mr. Bigelow doesn't!

DRTYFN 02-01-2008 07:25 AM
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oh ok I would never ask one of my patients if they had a blumpkin (drty told me to ask one of my patients that) that's gross ew that would be funny if I did though all of them are pretty old haha
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I can just imagine the look on your face when you read the definition of blumpkin.:giggling: :crying: :giggling: :crying: :giggling:

frenzy1 02-01-2008 07:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BKLYNH2
I wonder if blumpkin gets censored by the iraqi internet? :popcorn:


iraqi's have internet ? Ain't internet for the infidels only ????

Agriv8r 02-01-2008 05:59 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
:crying: a constipated blumpkin.....:clapping: :clapping:

Hmmm2 02-01-2008 07:27 PM
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Ewwwwuuuu .... prolonged blumpkin! :giggling:

Big Dad 02-01-2008 07:40 PM
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"Waterlogged cucumber blumpkin's!"

Agriv8r 02-02-2008 12:52 AM
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"slingin mud" blumpkin......

Big Dad 02-02-2008 01:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agriv8r
"slingin mud" blumpkin......

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don't forget the "baby $hit mustard" blumpkin!

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Big Dad 02-02-2008 02:57 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Better yet...what about the "unintentional" blumpkin? Most of us know that $hit happens!



:jump:

KenP 02-02-2008 04:26 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
I bet she asks about the Cleveland Steamer next.:giggling:

Big Dad 02-02-2008 05:37 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
I bet she asks about the Cleveland Steamer next.:giggling:

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

DRTYFN 02-02-2008 06:57 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Malibu Mudslide:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

DennisAJC 02-02-2008 07:43 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Explosive Diarrhea Blumpkin >

:jump:

Agriv8r 02-02-2008 10:34 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
how about the lie blumpkin,, you really dont need to sh!t........:giggling:

Big Dad 02-03-2008 01:21 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agriv8r
how about the lie blumpkin,, you really dont need to sh!t........:giggling:

You mean...along the lines of "no I won't cum in your mouth" :giggling: as if they expected the blumpkin all along! :giggling::giggling:

I was thinking...just let a smelly fart rip blumpkin....:giggling:

I think that's known as a "fartgasm"....:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

richl 02-03-2008 01:40 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
i let one rip once while the old lady was giving me a head job..........

she wasn't to happy about it ................

but i couldn't stop laughing ................

one day i will tell about the electric razor incident .....:jump:

jmsspratlin 02-07-2008 07:31 AM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2wifey
Nope not a blond just not all with it sometimes :giggling:


That is the understatement of the day. She wants to be a blonde sooo bad. All I heard is how she wanted to be blonde again and how long she wished her hair was to cover her boobs. Maybe she'll post you guys a pic of them. :lame:

wpage 02-07-2008 12:54 PM
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wine enema blumpkin:beerchug:

SnakeH2 02-07-2008 01:35 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
That is the understatement of the day. She wants to be a blonde sooo bad. All I heard is how she wanted to be blonde again and how long she wished her hair was to cover her boobs. Maybe she'll post you guys a pic of them. :lame:

If she doesn't will you?

CO Hummer 02-07-2008 02:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakeH2
If she doesn't will you?

hahahaha! :perfect10s:

Agriv8r 02-08-2008 09:10 PM
Re: Would someone please explain
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wpage
wine enema blumpkin:beerchug:

put a little thought in that one, did you......

DRTYFN 06-16-2008 07:05 PM
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:jump:

wannabeH3 06-16-2008 07:49 PM
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YEASTY!


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