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DRTYFN 03-02-2006 05:51 AM

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When asked about her shoes Paris showed she's really a blonde.
(Ugly feet)(Such a dopey broad)

ZigsRig 03-02-2006 05:59 AM

nice shoes... like the camel toe

Vincent 03-02-2006 06:05 AM

at least she shaves

Ipedog 03-02-2006 12:45 PM

Doesn't look like a whole lots going on upstairs. And a hole lot had been going on downstairs... Classy Broad

DDWH 03-02-2006 02:24 PM

Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut

PARAGON 03-02-2006 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by DDWH:
Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut
She has monkey feet and camel toe monkey.

I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that.

DRTYFN 03-02-2006 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut
She has monkey feet and camel toe monkey.

I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Paris has more of a baboon.

ree 03-02-2006 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that.
Yeah, I've heard a lot about how bad monkey bites can be.

DDWH 03-02-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut
She has monkey feet and camel toe monkey.

I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Find a pic of a chimp, turn the head sideways and look at the mouth. Tis the Funky Munky

KenP 03-02-2006 06:34 PM

I think she's a nasty tramp with a flat ass.

KenP 03-02-2006 06:34 PM

AND chest.

Racer-X 03-02-2006 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by KenP:
I think she's a nasty tramp with a flat ass.

X2

I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?

NewHummerGuy 03-02-2006 08:51 PM

Question please.....

is that a reverse thong???

Alan06SUT 03-03-2006 01:59 AM

Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?

[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=arbys/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9iby6HyvgdE5t0AJx.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNW N0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11qdiq99c/EXP=1141444722/*-http%3A//www.romshand.com/pix/arbys3.jpg[/img]

superbeast 03-03-2006 02:01 AM

.... Oh Bageezee's. That scared the crap out of me....My wife also refers to it as the "Monkey"....

DennisAJC 03-03-2006 02:29 AM

Liars the lot of you!

I`m sure most of you would eat it even if it was bleeding and smeared with diareah.

JohnB.GWU. 03-03-2006 02:46 AM

DEFINATELY a photochop. those are 100% mens feet.(edited)

Wait i was wrong, from IMDB.com

"She wears a size 11 shoe. Many top designers don't make their shoes in an 11, so they have them custom made just for her."

Those are her feet! gross.

DRTYFN 03-03-2006 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?

Yes, she is. I've seen other pictures of her thickness.


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Originally posted by Alan06SUT:
Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?

You had to say it, didn't you?

Spike 03-03-2006 11:16 AM

She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!!

Mrs.ssippi 03-03-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Spike:
She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!!

Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?

SOFTTAILJC 03-03-2006 12:36 PM

i think he tucks it,,,, and needs an alignment bad...........soft...

HGW 03-03-2006 02:14 PM

Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

DRTYFN 03-03-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spike:
She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!!

Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You must have me mistaken for someone else. If Paris was on fire I would piss on her to put her out. She's a vapid, vacuous dunce that's a lousy lay. Ever see one of her porn tapes? Pathetic. It'd be funny to turn her down.

Racer-X 03-03-2006 04:22 PM

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Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?

PARAGON 03-03-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?


http://us.f820.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbo...ort=date&pos=0&Idx=0 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ummm..... We can't read your Yahoo mail

Racer-X 03-03-2006 04:25 PM

wow, weird, I can see the pic. brb, I'll fix it.

did that fix it?

PARAGON 03-03-2006 04:30 PM

done

KenP 03-03-2006 04:55 PM

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NoMoGMPG 03-04-2006 03:35 AM

She is the epitome of "dumb f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck"

KenP 03-04-2006 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by NoMoGMPG:
She is the epitome of "dumb f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck"
Ooohhhhh, that's a good one.

Steve R 03-05-2006 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by HGW:
Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

"most" would hit it with a condom and then sell it on Ebay.

I don't think that tramp is gonna age well, money says in 20 years she's another victim of plastic surgery gone very wrong.

KenP 03-05-2006 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by Steve R:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HGW:
Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

"most" would hit it with a condom and then sell it on Ebay.

I don't think that tramp is gonna age well, money says in 20 years she's another victim of plastic surgery gone very wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>5 years.

DennisAJC 03-05-2006 05:56 AM

Get off your freakin soap boxes people.

Aside from the fact that she's dumb as a door knob.

She's got to be in the top ranks for beauty.


The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.

KenP 03-05-2006 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:

The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.
Sorry friend. You've met my wife so you know that's ALL WRONG.

DennisAJC 03-05-2006 06:25 AM

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Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.
Sorry friend. You've met my wife so you know that's ALL WRONG. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you have a hand-held version called Pee-Pie?

Steve R 03-05-2006 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.

Takes one to....

Nevermind

She does have a pretty face....but then she starts talking.

DennisAJC 03-05-2006 07:48 AM

BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard.

CONRAD II 03-05-2006 08:21 AM

she's hot, rich, and uh... what else matters?

Steve R 03-06-2006 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard.

After seeing the movie Titanic, I so very prefer the term "bastardo"....

Tell you what Dennis, my Canadian friend: you like her so much, I buy her for you! Add her to your collection!


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