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KenP 12-19-2005 03:52 PM

Someone, who will go unnammed, keeps "borrowing" MY truck! This unnamed person likes XM and heated seats. Our other truck doesn't have those ammenities. Should I reto fit those options into the Dodge P/U, or just get this person something else to drive?

The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right?

I really need mah brotha's and sista's elp wit dis one. PLEASE! NOW!!

KenP 12-19-2005 03:52 PM

Someone, who will go unnammed, keeps "borrowing" MY truck! This unnamed person likes XM and heated seats. Our other truck doesn't have those ammenities. Should I reto fit those options into the Dodge P/U, or just get this person something else to drive?

The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right?

I really need mah brotha's and sista's elp wit dis one. PLEASE! NOW!!

ree 12-19-2005 03:56 PM

Call the cops on her. On-star should locate her right away. She doesn't know how to disable it does she?

HIHUMMER 12-19-2005 04:00 PM

Do whatever makes her happy b/c I'm sure she has ways to make you pay if you don't.

Klaus 12-19-2005 04:02 PM

Buy another Hummer. That is the only way to be sure you have a Hummer waiting on you in the driveway.

She will not be happy with the Lexus, and you will be stuck driving it!

Klaus 12-19-2005 04:07 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer.

PARAGON 12-19-2005 04:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PARAGON 12-19-2005 04:14 PM

Buy her a XM radio and one of these for the pickup.


timgco 12-19-2005 04:23 PM

WOW- Ken, I 'm sooooooo sorry!

Is the Lexus due to size? If so, H3!

Lux/ adv. w/ XM and heated seats can be bought for a couple of grand more than the used lexus.

plus it has a HUGE sunroof VS the Lexus. We know how she likes the sunshine!
WARRANTY! on the H3.

Lexus Used SUV Prices

34K to 37K OTD for a new H3.

On a 1 to 10 scale of nostril flare fun factor...
H3!

ROX 12-19-2005 04:30 PM

Ken! Buy yourself a new Hummer!

dochummer 12-19-2005 04:47 PM

Yeah, buy another hummer! by yourself an H1!

DennisAJC 12-19-2005 04:51 PM

I'll call customs on the return flight.

LoLo 12-19-2005 05:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gee, Ken, I could have helped you out with a LX470 until 2 weeks ago! My husband got my "hand-me-down" when I got my first H2 in December... and finally decided to sell it! (And, yes, they do have heated seats!)

You best get the "unnamed person" one of her own!

KenP 12-19-2005 08:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You both win! That's what I should do... though I'm not saying it's Her, Her, just somebody....

MUH_HUM 12-19-2005 09:15 PM

Tell her you love her and will do anything to make her happy. Go buy her one. Then thank your lucky stars she's putting up with a sack of shiat like you.

It's what I do.

4churchill 12-19-2005 09:21 PM

Ken

I say go with another H3, the only Lexus I would look at is the GX470...the LX is soft in the market, and the RX is junk. But the GX still doesn't have anything on HUMMER

Orbital H2 12-19-2005 09:57 PM

Ken
think about the following, then go buy your self a new hummer, if you change out wife, you will loose the Hummer also.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the
man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I
can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HummerNewbie 12-19-2005 10:33 PM

Definitely get her an H3. If she loved the H2 for the height, you could always put a lift on the H3 as well. If she is leaning toward something like a used RX, I would have to recommend the Acura MDX. IMO they are nicer than the RX. I have put a number of miles on a couple of MDXs and they are great. Don't know about around you but the RXs are a dime a dozen around here.

KenP 12-19-2005 11:11 PM

Gosh gang. You all make me scared. I think I'll just pull a few fuses.

Orbital H2 12-19-2005 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Gosh gang. You all make me scared. I think I'll just pull a few fuses.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are dealing with a woman and the results can be terrifying

KenP 12-19-2005 11:14 PM

You're right. Maybe I should remove the step and get a BIGGER lift!

Marcmedic 12-20-2005 01:35 AM

I take it the reason that "someone" hasn't added their 2 cents to this thread is because they're out in the H2 right now. That sucks. Does she...I mean do they at least fill it back up with gas???

Marcmedic 12-20-2005 02:10 AM

Good point!

h2co-pilot 12-20-2005 11:25 AM

He's fine. I let him drive it whenever he wants. If it is raining and there are puddles, it wants to play, I don't mind taking it out.

ree 12-20-2005 11:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
He's fine. I let him drive it whenever he wants. If it is raining and there are puddles, it wants to play, I don't mind taking it out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So with that lift can you get a big splash to go all the way up and over the roof if you hit a big puddle fast enough? Or is it too tall?

HummerNewbie 12-20-2005 12:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
This truck is a show truck. I doub't it will ever see mud </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, it's become the Princess mobile hasn't it?

h2co-pilot 12-20-2005 01:00 PM

Stop it, he's a boy. I would never make him girly. I only keep my hair ties on the shifter thing.

It hasn't seen mud, only street puddles, but I purposely swurve to hit them. It sprays beautifully, but it flicks up everywhere. People don't follow me, mudflaps are ugly, no?

Kenny is still sleeping- this is the time. I will catch up with you all later this afternoon.

HummerNewbie 12-20-2005 01:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
...on the shifter thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG...LMAO

KenP 12-20-2005 01:44 PM

The keys are missing.

KenP 12-20-2005 01:45 PM

Both sets.

Klaus 12-20-2005 02:17 PM

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You should go to a dealer and test drive an H1 overnight. Have it in the driveway when she gets back.

KenP 12-20-2005 02:23 PM

That's a great idea!

On the other hand, she might think it's her new truck... THAT would not work.

Klaus 12-20-2005 02:28 PM

Don't make the same mistake this time. Keep the keys!

H2Finally 12-20-2005 03:26 PM

Fingerprint Lock for cars

KenP 12-20-2005 03:36 PM

Oh yeah, now that would make for a happy home.

HummerNewbie 12-20-2005 03:37 PM

Better get them for all the door too then!

h2co-pilot 12-20-2005 11:48 PM

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This is why I like it- other than the heated seats and xm.

I walk out from tanning and

RAH! There it is.


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