The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL

The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">If you can't find any women in the Bay area then you might as well /yourself now.</span>

DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

THAT IS ALL </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed

You're such a pig.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awww....churchie, that is so cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality.

I'll keep my eye out for you

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

THAT IS ALL </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey I actually didn't have the "insulation" as a child...It's a more recent acquisition post my knee injury when I had to stop playing hockey

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
You're such a pig. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Muah? Or DRTY?

Or both?

Pig seems to be your new favorite word.....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, you are so damn cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality.

I'll keep my eye out for you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thank ya much!!!

You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My second favorite place after Scomas.....Buckeye Steakhouse......MMMMM. Good taste!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a chubby gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very flat girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're sounding very desperate. Girls smell that & flop sweat.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


You and I might have something in common! Do you know....

This guy

Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners.....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My second favorite place after Scomas.....Buckeye Steakhouse......MMMMM. Good taste! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sat at a table next to Bill Gates and Warren Buffet last week there. I'm going for dinner tonight...can't wait!

I love scomas too, but only the one at the pier, not the knock-off in Sausalito!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's an excellent contact to have in the high end business.

do you know him?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
do you know him? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh.....yep! Check your PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
do you know him? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh.....yep! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's an excellent contact to have in the high end business. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's well known for being grotesquely over-priced on everything. And other things...

Hey!!! Maybe you can find someone that needs some parts and you can trade them for their sister.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Hey!!! Maybe you can find someone that needs some parts and you can trade them for their sister. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


DRTY you are sick...but crafty

So far the list is as follows :

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, that is so cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh my! What big blue bouncies you have there DRTY!

welcome to the party DIZ....

Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ME: Knock Knock
YOU:Who'se there
ME: Go Fcuck yourself you pathetic piece of shiit

That is all

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ME: Knock Knock
YOU:Who'se there
ME: Go Fcuck yourself you pathetic piece of shiit

That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you dare talk to me like that you baby gorilla. I'll come over to that gay side of the country and slap the shiit out of you. Then you'll never get any heterosexual action.

Born and raised in NY and NJ...trust me whether I'm here or there I haven't forgotten how to handle little faggots like you

Um, Church boy.....

Wow... you two might have some underlying sexual tension here.
Dan, Churchie might be a baby Beluga, but he's our baby Beluga.

DRTY only from you could that be a positive comment

There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


Sean

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She has to, she has a dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

****BREAKING NEWS****

007 dies after choking on a tranny's sausage.

Restraunt owner catches all on tape.

Hey Sean, does she sound like Tootsie?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
.... I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>