Hi.

I just ordered my 04 H2, yellow *lol*. I am so excited but have some buyers remorse. HeHe I am almost an H2 owner though lol. I pick it up on Tuesday, lol, hehehe. So excited. My hubby is excited too. *lol*, hehe. We found this forum today on google, it looks like the happening place so we have a lot of questions. Ooooo, I am so excited I can’t wait.

Jane

Hi.

I just ordered my 04 H2, yellow *lol*. I am so excited but have some buyers remorse. HeHe I am almost an H2 owner though lol. I pick it up on Tuesday, lol, hehehe. So excited. My hubby is excited too. *lol*, hehe. We found this forum today on google, it looks like the happening place so we have a lot of questions. Ooooo, I am so excited I can’t wait.

Jane

OOOOhhh, welcome Jane and husband. Congratulations on your wise purchase.
You can find many answers to many questions by using the "find" icon across the top.
Again, welcomeand be sure to post pics when you get the rig. When do you expect the baby's arrival?

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Welcome Jane...be sure to check out the H2 Clubs as well.

Check out the OkC Chapter Page!

And I'm spent....Thanks Jane!

And Ooooooo! Welcome!

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"Some of you are still caught in the Matrix. We are not"

Welcome to the forum Jane and congrats on your new H2 purchase! Now don't forget to post some pics when it arrives! BIG-C

White 03-H2-LUX

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Welcome Jane, hehehe. Buyers remorse is perfectly normal and once you drive away from the dealer that will turn immediately into complete and unabated happiness that will cause you to smile until your face hurts. Congratulations and please post some pics when it arrives.

Ooooo!! Jane welcome to the H2 Forum. I'm sure it won't take long for you to feel at home here.

Be forwarned!!! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING WRITTEN HERE SREIOUS OR PERSONAL !!!

P.S. watch out for that drtyfn guy??

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

Jane, why did you have to order your H2 were there non in stock? Why are you remorseful *lol*hehehoho. Could you not back out of the deal?

Im sure you will end up being Oooooo*lol* so happy with it

Welcome...Dont make eye contact with any of these nuts and you'll be ok. Enjoy!!!!!!!!

"Dont be the next anything...be the first something."

www.fixmyprinter.com

What does LOL stand for???????????????

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

Welcome

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Ooooo!! Jane welcome to the H2 Forum. I'm sure it won't take long for you to feel at home here.

Be forwarned!!! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING WRITTEN HERE SREIOUS OR PERSONAL !!!

P.S. watch out for that drtyfn guy??

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2
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Nice to have you on board. Could you do us guys in here a favor in the future and not mention the husband again? It sort of ruins the whole hot babe in an H2 fantasy that some of us had going until you dropped the H-word on us.
You'll lose the regret the second you drive through your first mud puddle.


ps. don't take any heinous spelling hints from R2.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R2:
What does LOL stand for???????????????

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2
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You're kidding, right?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R2:
What does LOL stand for???????????????

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2
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You're kidding, right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


No I am not kidding....

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

Welcome to the Hummer realm Jane. I am sure you will love your H2 as much as we all do. Get it off road and soon as you can, and take some pics

www.h2ohummers.com

O.K. Ill bite..*lol*= Laugh out loud

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Oguy:
Welcome to the Hummer realm Jane. I am sure you will love your H2 as much as we all do. Get it off road and soon as you can, and take some pics

http://www.h2ohummers.com<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, take pics sans the hubby. And don't let him get wind of our little tryst or it's out into the street with ya.

Yea!!!! show us your ...., well your H2 off-road please!!

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

I'd prefer a video.

Brian
03 Pewter H2 Lux, Airaid filter/MIT, Nology Wires, Corsa Touring

Yeah, off-clothes... err, I mean offroad pics.

Go away Jane, we don't need newbies in here. You and your hubby should sell you h2 and F-off.

Lol, giggle giggle lol...

Before we get into it let's
Understand that you
Can ask or
Know anything or
Everything about
Your new Hummer and
Everyone will still welcome you here!

Lol

Actually, I believe it it is more like


******* pretending to be a woman
Likes to wear women's clothing
Englishmen are pricks and
****s as well...

Jane, welcome, hehehehe. Good to have you here. You will love the Hummer.
I must apologize for Argo, he is Jewish and it is not an easy time for him now that the Christmas music is in the air.

Of course, after all the mess, I am not so sure is Jane really John or is John really Boy George. Long ago in the disco days, there was a hot and crazy jam-packed disco in SF called STUDIO WEST. There was always a group of trans-sexuals or transgenders as they are called now, they all look very beautiful under the dark flashing disco lights. We always watch which newbie(s) will fall for them, or placed small bets on it. If the bonsers/security are in the good mood, they may tell the guy his new date he is leaving with is not a she but a he.

Damnit!! I didn't hear the friggin' Crying Game music. Alec, you freak.

It's getting to be like freakin' halloween around here!!!

Who was it that went with that tag-line "I smell varmit puntang"?

That was DRTY. Good old caddyshack...

Hello and welcome to the site. You will find no better site for H2-related info. Please pardon the freaks you will find here, being it 2003, almost 2004, and your first response from them is a boy george issue---so you already know to take opinion here for what it's worth.
Congrats on your new ride. $50- 60,k SHOULD cause you to feel some buyers remorse, because it's a heck of a lot to spend.... but assuming you bought a Hummer with some hopes of it being the ultimate ride........... you won't be displeased. I just turned 21,k miles on mine, and it's been the most reliable, capable, bad-as-hell vehicle I've ever owned. They could have charged $75,k for sticker price and I'd be no less satisfied with my purchase. I only hope you enjoy your 1/2 as much as I do mine and it will be worth the dough you dropped for it.... put it to use, for goodness sake, because off-road it what it was built for!
Once again, enjoy!! and welcome!!!

gasman

Damn, Man, I just can't take it anymore... You ****ers are getting out of control around here. What gives you guys the right to talk **** to a newbie and what is up with the total lack of respect around here for females? Everytime a female posts you guys must ooogle and fall all over each other about her... as if she is here to serve you punch clowns...

Jesus, you guys need to give it a rest... I think I speak for everyone on this forum when I say we would be so much better off without you ****ing mullets...

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Dog, I agree with you 1000%, except I do not think you should bring Jesus into this matter, he was not involved in this topic. I think we can settle this among ourselves. Argo you are out of line. Jane, we love ya, hehe.

Yeah, I should apologize to the forum for bringing Jesus into this. That was the other thread. My apologies...

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

You don't know Jane, I do. We got a little freaky last year at New Years until her husband found out. She just liked me because I have an H2, so she went down on me in the truck (hummer in a hummer) and then her husband caught her. She is a cheating bitch, and her husband is an *******.

What about their pet dog Argo??? let me guess...you were pickin' hair from your teeth for weeks?

Alright you DF's...this isn't helping matters and it certainly isn't jump-starting the forum either.

WOW!! such a nice welcome to the forum!! I am going to show this to my hubby, and he will be hopping mad. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Jane...Let me asure you, We are not like these few guys with filthy Keyboards.
Most of us are really nice guys with families, that are respectful, and have pride in our H2's.

Welcome to the forum, and hope you don't leave it because of the rude and crude introduction.

This forum really is full of wonderful information, if it is used properly.
Enjoy, and Welcome!

Come on Jane, you remember me and Dennis. Last Neew years, Vancouver. I had the orange H2. Dennis was the big filipino guy that backdoored you. Your husband is all bark and no bite. Remember he tried to kick my ass last time. Didn't work then either.

Argonaut, I do not know you and have never spent New Years Eve in Vancouver. To me it appears that you are a rude and ignorant young man. I hope I never have an opportunity to meet you which is doubtful given I live in Stillwater, Oklahoma and you are Portland, Oregon. All that rain up there must take its toll on your mental state I suppose.

I will ignore your posts. I came here because I want to learn more about My H2. I pick it up in the morning (lol), it’s yellow

Suuuuure you do. Is somebody with a first name that starts with an A going with you?