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h2co-pilot 04-06-2006 01:17 AM

It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.

MarK M 04-06-2006 01:23 AM

and its not

"I could care less"

its

"I couldnt care less"

Get it straight!!!!!!!

Racer-X 04-06-2006 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by MarK M:
and its not

"I could care less"

its

"I couldnt care less"

Get it straight!!!!!!!

HAHAHA Mark, We share a pet peev!

PARAGON 04-06-2006 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.





DennisAJC 04-06-2006 01:49 AM

BAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Misleading title.


I thought you accidentally drank Ken's secret cup. The one he hides behind the couch when he's alone.

HummBebe 04-06-2006 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.




</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMFAO PARA, I love him...O RRY?

CO Hummer 04-06-2006 03:43 AM

Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.

...practicing.

Steve - SanJose 04-06-2006 03:56 AM

Yea skip the creamer, the chemicals can be used better used somewhere else.

DRTYFN 04-06-2006 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

CO Hummer 04-06-2006 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch.

h2co-pilot 04-06-2006 11:17 AM

X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.


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Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!

ShaggyX 04-06-2006 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarK M:
and its not

"I could care less"

its

"I couldnt care less"

Get it straight!!!!!!!

HAHAHA Mark, We share a pet peev! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I always say I could care less.

And I could care less what you think about me using that phrase.

PARAGON 04-06-2006 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<marquee><font size=30>F R E E D O M ! ! !</font></marquee>

Mrs.ssippi 04-06-2006 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I might have to fly in to Moab for the T & A ceremony on Lions Back. Alec's balls on a stick pointed up to the heavens. Then we can roast them on an open fire and feed them to all the boys that have pissed us off. Boys line up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Gives a new meaning to Mt. Oysters.

h2co-pilot 04-06-2006 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.

We don't eat muffins, only muffin I ever heard of was "Muffin The Mule".

If you want to talk about food though, what's up with the bacon here? Skinny bits of fat with no meat, same goes for sausages, I'd hate to guess what's in them. Whoever heard of bread that stays fresh for three weeks? And why does everyone have to eat as if it is their last meal? Supersize it and and I'll have seconds

"Here comes Muffin, Muffin the Mule,
Dear old Muffin, playing the fool..." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh please! You wanna talk food and you're English. Everybody knows you're food sucks- like cabbage and fish, eggsalad stick?! Come on. And don't subject me to your little songs,K.

I googled english food and I clicked on the first one. Nevermind that it said "Scrote's" English food (lmfao ), but anyhow check it out.

http://www.apbw.mistral.co.uk/english.htm

And note that to the left it says "British tea and clotted cream". You just don't like our cream because it isn't clumpy.

HIHUMMER 04-06-2006 11:56 AM

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T&A motto:

Your balls are in our purse.

CO Hummer 04-06-2006 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!

LOL!!!!!!


fourfourto 04-06-2006 12:06 PM

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We don't eat muffins, only muffin I ever heard of was "Muffin The Mule".


What about muffin man,frank zappa.
I like the muffin


Theres nothing like a sweet muffin

MarineHawk 04-06-2006 12:10 PM

In the perfect world:

The mechanics are German;
The police are British;
The cooks are Italian;
The lovers are French; and
The Swiss organize everything.

In the worst Hell:

The cooks are British;
The police are German;
The mechanics are French;
The lovers are Swiss; and
The Italians organize everything.

PARAGON 04-06-2006 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh please! You wanna talk food and you're English. Everybody knows you're food sucks- like cabbage and fish, eggsalad stick?!
C'mon now, biscuits and gravy, and grits are hardly haute cuisine. There is a wider of choice of food in England, granted not all is good, and the quality of supermarket food is better. But they don't have the portion sizes right, just not big enough


Quote:

I googled english food and I clicked on the first one. Never mind that it said "Scrotes" English food , but anyhow check it out. Weirdness!
They missed out Jam Roly Poly and Spotted Dick. At School Dinners (restaurant in City of London), you can get waitresses dressed as school girls to spoon feed you jam roly poly, hum-hum

BTW They'll most probably make a Muffin the Mule movie soon, just like they are doing with The Magic Roundabout, doiiiing, doiiiing... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Phil, did you miss breakfest?

You've mentioned bacon, sausage, biscuits and gravy and grits

PARAGON 04-06-2006 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fourfourto:
Theres nothing like a sweet muffin
They used to say that Muffin the Mule was not illegal, but Dobbin the Donkey was </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTYFN 04-06-2006 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by PhilD:
My favorite one is when someone tells you they are nauseous, I usually just reply with, "you are"

Same goes with people that don't use "there", "they're" and "their" correctly. Also, "your" & you're".

ROX 04-06-2006 04:25 PM

Wash not Warsh! There's no R in WASH! I told that to my sixth grade teacher and she moved me to the back corner of the room.

CO Hummer 04-06-2006 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Wash not Warsh! There's no R in WASH! I told that to my sixth grade teacher and she moved me to the back corner of the room.

Irregardless, you shouldn't have done that.

JamesT 04-06-2006 05:40 PM

Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
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Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:

Your balls are in our purse.

HIHUMMER 04-06-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JamesT:
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:

Your balls are in our purse.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell?

CampMaster 04-06-2006 05:59 PM






CampMaster 04-06-2006 06:00 PM


Mr. I - Man 04-06-2006 06:03 PM

Damn, I thought this was a some kind of money shots on chicks faces pic thread

JamesT 04-06-2006 06:04 PM

YOU KNOW I HAD A BAD EXPERIANCE IN SCHOOL YET YOU RUB IT IN MY FACE! BTW...YOUR CRACK SALT IS ON ITS WAY!
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Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:

Your balls are in our purse.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CampMaster 04-06-2006 06:05 PM

Of course there's golf's own....


Paula Creamer



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