heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:



i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?

heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:



i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?

Yeah, the second version was better... Let us know what you find out at the dealer's...

id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO

I like the second version better too. Sorry you are having problems with it. Just try to get it all worked out before mine comes in so I know what to do

You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't there a warning sign on the passenger side and in the back seat that states that?

doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMFAO

People keep stopping by my office to see what I am laughing at.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


GAAAWD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

WannabeH3,

Was H3Lady with you?

haha noooooo i had 2 h3 s-u-t's with me... oops i meant s-l-u-t's

I'd say post the pics anyways... just give the sewing circle time to close their eyes

Did you pull off the neg battery cable for a while?

didnt think to try that, next time it happens ill def try it

What did this end up being? I just got the same error message.

That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMER NUT:
That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wannabe just had that one problem and it was a long time ago.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMER NUT:
That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whining quitter.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
Did you pull off the neg battery cable for a while? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

On my recently-traded in GMC Sierra, with the same basic type of computer. Twice in 3 years (about 1 year apart), I had the SVC 4WD light come on, and the truck would not go into Auto-4WD, 4-HI, or 4-Low. Disconecting the battery cable for a few seconds fixed it both times.