Ok... lets see if I can calm down enough to share this story with you guys. So, earlier today I bring my sut to get washed down the street at the local "hands on" car wash. While I'm standing next to my truck explaining what I wanted done, some a**hole jumps in the brand new ford F-150 parked infront of me and procedes to throw it in reverse and back into my truck. He slammed into me just about as hard as you could from 6ft. away and hits me square. To everyone's amazement the genius in the Ford jumps out and says, "Dammed I pressed the wrong button!" I lost my mind briefly and caught that bi*&h with a right hook to the face. Anyway, long long story short, the entire bumper and tailgate on the ford are totally Fu*&ed up but my truck suffered not even a scratch. I can honestly say that the rear end of the ford ended up underneith the front of my truck. In hind-sight it looked like the SUT had mounted the F-150 doggy style!!! Thank God that there was NO damage or I'd be writing this e-mail from a holding cell. I kept thinking, "What if I had been standing infront of my truck when that a&&hole had backed in to me?" I would be PARALIZED! Anyway, I made them wash and wax the entire truck free of charge and then I personally went through it again to make sure that there was no damage. Lessons learned.... You can never be too careful while in the pressence of stupidity & ford sux!!!

Ok... lets see if I can calm down enough to share this story with you guys. So, earlier today I bring my sut to get washed down the street at the local "hands on" car wash. While I'm standing next to my truck explaining what I wanted done, some a**hole jumps in the brand new ford F-150 parked infront of me and procedes to throw it in reverse and back into my truck. He slammed into me just about as hard as you could from 6ft. away and hits me square. To everyone's amazement the genius in the Ford jumps out and says, "Dammed I pressed the wrong button!" I lost my mind briefly and caught that bi*&h with a right hook to the face. Anyway, long long story short, the entire bumper and tailgate on the ford are totally Fu*&ed up but my truck suffered not even a scratch. I can honestly say that the rear end of the ford ended up underneith the front of my truck. In hind-sight it looked like the SUT had mounted the F-150 doggy style!!! Thank God that there was NO damage or I'd be writing this e-mail from a holding cell. I kept thinking, "What if I had been standing infront of my truck when that a&&hole had backed in to me?" I would be PARALIZED! Anyway, I made them wash and wax the entire truck free of charge and then I personally went through it again to make sure that there was no damage. Lessons learned.... You can never be too careful while in the pressence of stupidity & ford sux!!!

Bam! Good Hummer.

Glad your rig is okay.
Did you get any pics?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CONRAD II:
In hind-sight it looked like the SUT had mounted the F-150 doggy style!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>




Have him talk to Shaggy. He got used to it.

be careful your air bag doesnt deploy next time you bump the front bumper.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CONRAD II:
ford sux!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2

I know this is gruesome, but the H2 that hit this car looked like it was undamaged. The car in the accident looked like it had exploded.
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_010206_news_g..._crash.3b3b205f.html

LMAO! glad you weren't standing in front of your truck.

Here's what happens to a Subaru when it rear ends your SUT(or I should say, here's what happens when you sell your truck and the buyer sends you a picture of what happens). BTW- he said just a little scratch on the back bumper.

DRTY, I hope that guy doesn't get charged. Sounds like he won't from the quote.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Glad it worked out for the best.

I need to get another H2, I just tap my bumpers on a little rock and they bend and get mangled. My front bumper is about 2" further back on the drivers side, and my rear is also about 1" further back on the drivers side, both have been "strapped" back into shape several times. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You just need to get you some real bumpers on your baby Phil! Why don't you make some initial sketches, and we'll make a trial set for you to beat on! If they can withstand your abuse, we know they are indestructable!

Ric

Do you need an alignment? I bet you do...

Your a ****ing pussy for punching someone for backing into your RIG!!!

Just wanted to share my opinion......Grow the **** up!

Phil, When you start to call your truck a beatter. It's time to get a fresh one.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mooncricket:
Your a ****ing pussy for punching someone for backing into your RIG!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I have to agree unless you know he did it on purpose. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It would only have been okay to hit the guy if you were using a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head or if you were actually fighting over a referee call in your kids game.

Otherwise, it's not the brightest thing to assault someone and then post online, incriminating yourself.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mooncricket:
Your a ****ing pussy for punching someone for backing into your RIG!!!

Just wanted to share my opinion......Grow the **** up! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I have to agree unless you know he did it on purpose. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x3

Reminds me of the time a guy cut in line at the post office and I beat him over the head with a baseball bat.