The H2 you hate to love

OH NO not again!

Oh, yeah, its back

And this time, you'll notice the 26" wheels and the caddy tail lights

LOL we all thought it was photo shopped 6 months ago.

Well it might be back, but can we make it go away... Sorry but that is UGLY!!!

man that's gay.

PHOTOSHOPPED!?

Silly. And hey, you H2 Lemmings may not like it, but the linen-napkin crowd thought it was neat, so there!

AUTOMOBILE magazine takes the H2 Forum to school!

If you notice in that Automobile magazine, they put that so call SUV Wannabe in that magazine cause it is only $1 an issue... Cheap magazine, cheap POS Wannabe Hummer..... That should show you something... At least one of my cars was put in the Luxury Living magazine which a very elite magazine... You should try to get your So called hummer in that magazine, they would laugh so hard.......

Oh, la, la! Mon cheri! Zee elite magazine!

You guys crack me up. See, being ostentatious is obvious, on its face...because we BOTH know that whatever car was featured in your high brow rag WASN'T something as low-brow as an H2, correct?

Compare apples and apples, Daddy Warbucks.

And dont make your arguments sound so....plaintive....it hardly becomes one of such material obsession

I'm loving the tails...

2003 Yellow H2
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)

Thanks, KMazz

Those are actually hooked up to the third brake light, and they have vertical LED's for symmetry.



We'll have those available in kit form after the first of the year.

OK, now that is ugly, you just went from really really bad to alot ****ing worse...... Dude, that is the worst hack job done I have seen.... I am sorry to say that I own a black hummer now.... May have to have mine painted a different color... OH Why would I do that, just throw this out and go buy another....haha

Yeah, I think that makes a lot of sense...

Sure. You see a modified H2 on the internet, you freak out, and change your real-life behavior. And suffer regret and anxiety, because yours happens to be the same color.

Materialism is a disease. They have an ointment for it. I suggest you buy LOTS

Happy motoring!

I am sure you are proud of what you have built and that is cool. I agree, if I had a nice car (hehe) I would be proud of it too and I would show it off all the time and it would be my pride and joy... So I understand, that is just not my thing anymore....

hey Zero if you would buy a nice car what would it be......hehehehehe

UHHHHH, maybe a Yugo or a Dihatsu.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

You need more name plates on the rear window to complete the ghetto look!

SUPER DUPER GAY!!!

The "name plates" (is that a euphemism for "vinyl sticker"?) are synonymous with "free product".

Silly free-product-haters

Hey those vinyl stickers add horsepower. Just ask those asian kids with the honda civics. Your Esca-H2 must be real popular in the hood.

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SUT on order 12/02. 11 months down, 7 to go!
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Funny

I was there for a week and walked thru that door 5 times and never saw your truck. Was it there all week.

Dan from Alabama

Its is different, but I do like it! Can they raise and lower by air so they can drive it? If I had 60K to blow I would make one too! I always keep my bodyshop contacts. BIG-C

White 03-H2-LUX

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Dan from Alabama...
Think you did not notice it cause ugly trucks are like ugly women you skip over them and only see the pretty ones. HAHAHAHA

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by drouke:
Hey those vinyl stickers add horsepower. Just ask those asian kids with the honda civics. Your Esca-H2 must be real popular in the hood.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See, here's where it gets ugly....you racist white-bread-cracker-pillowcase-wearin' fools can't even keep the humor between the lines!

Vendor stickers, which are advertising for the companies that gave us free product, somehow become an opportunity for you lame-ass bigots to sport your Iron Cross tatoos!?

Shameful. See, this is just entertainment, until someone loses an eye....or their dignity!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Dan from Alabama...
Think you did not notice it cause ugly trucks are like ugly women you skip over them and only see the pretty ones. HAHAHAHA<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Zero Tolerance....something seems patently obvious, at least to me....

Follow along, skippy, as I illuminate your fundamental love for ugly women: Whereas I might agree with the premise, I would suggest that you are not only mesmerized by the HUMdeVille, you're apparently obsessed, as well....

The evidence of my claim is simple...you're in here, every night, paying lip service to her

I think its a classic example of unrequited love....you desire what you cannot have, so you mask your true feelings in vitriolic invective.

Either that....or you dig ugly women. I mean, you used the HUMdeVille as a matepahor for an ugly woman, and look...you wont leave her alone!

Love is a terrible master, isn't it, Pony Boy?

RoadSurfer-

Now that's some funny ****. All joking aside, I do like the new tail-lights on the back. So private message me when you get those in production and let me know what the price is going to be... btw, do you think you'll offer them in a "smoke" version.

Late...

-Hummerdogg

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Ok look dude... I understand that you are trying to show us all up and that is cool... I think that you should have stopped at the first pics and you did not.. So you left yourself open for ridicule and whatever else came along. Sorry if you do not like my grammar, and look I am not in a battle with you. This site is about H2's... I own one and I am happy about that... Still I think that you have stripped an H2 of it rightful value and should be hung for it.. Just my opinion...I will stick to it and that is all I have to say about that..

Still not sure why you think that I would be obsessed with your POS when I have what I do. Why would I want to drive that and for gods sake be seen in that at all??? I would rather drive a f**king PINTO...... Look I went through the lowered car and truck phase when I was like 15 and 16....That is over, I grew up.....What about you???? Doesn't seem so....

[This message was edited by ZeroTolerance on 11-17-03 at 07:00 PM.]

Well....

Whatever you just said (it's kinda hard to follow along, what with your lousy grammar, poor spelling, and crippled metaphors) sounds like....

...obsessive materialism.

I mean, really....you've mentioned your cars several times, in this thread alone....and it occurs to me that the only reason for that is....

...that you're short, or are suffering from HUMdeVille envy!

And yeah...this is an H2 site. And regardless of how twisted your "environment" sentence was (trust me, its bent....just go back and read the sentence out loud...even YOU will realize it sounds dopey)....

...it remains accurate to say that any H2, in any environment, is, by definition, an H2 in its natural environment.

An H2 is not organic, nor is it a sentient being...its just a short, fat Suburban. And anywhere it is, it belongs

And I am keeping score: you mentioned your partner once, your cars three times. My guess is, your cars are more meaningful.

Happy motoring!

RoadSurfer-

You must enjoy ignoring me. I have private messaged you in the past to no avail. I have posted several times in threads you have started and it takes a blatant post like this to get any acknowledgement. When you get done dishing it out with Zero, would you please address my very pleasant and proper English-used post?

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

HUMMERDOG!

I am not ognoring you! Well, I admit, I missed your last post

I will, indeed, address your last post, and feel free to e-mail me directly at bill@roadsurfer.net

Come on, Zero... Don't be so hard on him. After all, those guys working in the junk yards deserve to have some fun cobbling together whatever they can out of salvaged parts!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

Oh, hush, Klaus....junk yard!?

hell, the HUMdeVille only has 182 miles on it

By the way...Colt failed as a company, and is now out of business. As a concerned H2 owner, I might suggest that your quote makes you a bit of a lame-duck.

Just an observation

Nice one Klaus..... I like that... Junk yard wars......

Oh and my REAL H2 would have only 182 miles on it if I swapped out the dash cluster too......

Johnny Cash - One Piece At A Time

Listen Here:
http://www.geocities.com/potatochipp...eceatatime.wav

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile.

I LOVE that song!

Basically, because my name is Bill

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Nice one Klaus..... I like that... Junk yard wars......

Oh and my REAL H2 would have only 182 miles on it if I swapped out the dash cluster too......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pony Boy....it IS a real H2, Shep. Now, if YOU swapped out your instrument cluster, then you'd be a great big...well, short....fibber

But I am legit, at a Buck Eighty Two

HAHAHAHA That is funny....

Here's the original, done 27 years ago!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

Here's the "original", done just last month!