Let's all click ont the yellow triangle with the exclamation mark in the bottom righthand corner of any one of H2GayPerson's posts. If enough people ask Jason to ban him, he's toast.

10-4...

K

Phew good thing my name is H2GuyPerson that H2GayPerson has it coming.. I mean the way he's forced to stick up for himself from all the jealous flaming board members that are in FlowerTower's little brown nosing crew.

Since its getting to be summertime again, I think we need revisit the Gold Bond subject once more. I need to get all of the colors and application ways figured out.

LMAO!!! Okay, P, you start us off!

I'm serious. I think my wife bought the nuclear green or something last year instead of the smoothing blue or whatever. I had nuked nuts. Not to mention trying to dust down there without making a mess. I dusted one time and was wearing shorts and then go to leave in my H2 and when I get to where I am going and get back out. It looks like I spilled half a kilo on the sill plate when I had gotten in. I must have all just poured out of my shorts (I am boxers guy) when I lifted my leg up to get into the truck.

And I am not about to get a damn feather duster to dust my boys. So I am think the subject needs to be revisited so that we can catch up on the latest Gold Bond user tips.

I think if you toss it up in the air and run through it... that gets it about right...? (Just don't inhale...)

...I've not seen this published, but my wife does something like this with perfume...

sheesh...

K

It's been discuss here before:

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/t.../387104989/p/1

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/647100...931027101#4931027101

Buh bye, bitch.

OMG, Paragon, I only read the first couple of pages of our thread and the Subaru thread. I have been laughing my a$$ off (out loud) for the last 15 minutes! I gotta get some sleep.

I've never tried the stuff. Maybe I should. I know that in my cycling club (with the tight lycra shorts) a lot of guys use chamois fat. They smear it on the “crotch chamois” in their shorts and gob it all over their "twins & tools." It's also designed to prevent sticking and chaffing. I've never tried it either. There’s just something about spending the day on a bicycle with some substance the consistency of Vasaline that doesn't really seem appealing. Who knows? Maybe I’m missing something.

Thank goodness!

Chamois fat? NASTY! And anything with petrolium bas is bad too. Body glide is good stuff though! Works the same as your Chamois fat but better. Goes on like "BAN."

H2GuyPerson = Troll Alert

I've been into the Gold Bond ever since I picked it up out of cururiosity after the last threads. I love that stuff. I've even used it out back on really hot days and have had no problems! That stuff is awesome.

BTW, if you have a young son, tell him to slap some on. The reaction is priceless!

Kenny, I have to ask, how does yoir S/O like the taste? Does she make you shower it off before engaging?

Noneya' bizness. If I've been outside long enough to need GB, then I need a shower anyway.

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Shut up your little plan didnt work.

I'll remember that. I could tell you were serious.

Tower, now everytime i pass a bicycler i'm gonna get this vision of fat grease smeared all over the guys nuts. I hope I lose this vision fast.

That's not right. I never considered thinking that way until I read your post. Damn, that's just wrong.

I agree Ken. Where is that picture of the chick riding the bike? We need that to write over this memory and erase it.

I wonder if she needs me to smear anything on her

That's not right. I never considered thinking that way until I read your post. Damn, that's just wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The way this whole thread has turned wrong. What about us girls? Medicated powder all over a guys nuts is not sexy either. Can this GB/ schweaty ball thread die now!?!

Ok, I can't stand it anymore... This song's been stuck in my head since girls on bikes were mentioned... remember this, anyone?

Now if we have to suffer through "feminine hygiene" commercials on TV every time we turn around, you should be able to handle a little GB talk.

OHhh, Gimme a break! What about all the sexual dysfunction med commercials out there? That makes us cringe even more because perveted old men aren't just all talk anymore.

You started it.... (feminine stuff)

Ah hem! (testis stuff)...

Sorry..... meant you, collectively..... women with the hygiene commercials on TV.

Alright. Just to erase the horrible images that I may have unintentionally placed in anyone's head (Dug, Kenny), respectfully, I submit this photograph of my cycling club. I have edited it (see if you can figure out where) so as to not get myself banned from the site.

Tower, thanks i like that image alot more , but what really bites is when i see a bicycler ahead and i think she has a really nice butt only to find out its a guy. That really pisses me off.

Tower,
The correct thing to do with you're cycling club pic is to NOT edit it. Instead post it in the woodshed.

Ron, the copy I used to have had the cheeks bouncing.
What's the woodshed?

Kenny, the woodshed is where you chop your wood.

Dug, you've got bigger issues than I thought. We may not be able to fix this with a photo. Do me a favor, Buddy, no offense intended. Could you please not drive behind me while I'm cycling? (LOL!)

Whew, I thought it was some top secret, hidden place I didn't know about.

Whew, I thought it was some top secret, hidden place I didn't know about. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>It's just one of those places where one can take the little kiddies that show up here out back and give'em a whoopin'.

Whew, I thought it was some top secret, hidden place I didn't know about. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>It's just one of those places where one can take the little kiddies that show up here out back and give'em a whoopin'. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
WoW! was my mind ever in the gutter.

Quite an eye opening experience, that woodshed!

That would make Yoda blush!

I don't understand why? I am sorry i am new at this, and i don't feel like reading all the past drama, just let me know what's up?