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2-H2's 09-22-2006 06:37 AM
10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
 
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR



(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.


# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

The Green Lantern 09-22-2006 07:00 AM
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:giggling:

DRTYFN 09-22-2006 07:30 AM
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# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.:OWNED::jump:

HummBob 09-22-2006 09:05 AM
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:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

HummerNewbie 09-22-2006 02:13 PM
Re: 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
 
OMG...ROFLMFAO :jump:

PARAGON 09-22-2006 02:15 PM
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:jump: :beerchug: :excited: :perfect10s: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

GLBLWARMR 09-22-2006 04:28 PM
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Too funny.:perfect10s:

DDWH 09-22-2006 04:55 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Agriv8r 09-22-2006 05:18 PM
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:jump: :dancingbanana:

Steve - SanJose 09-22-2006 08:00 PM
Re: 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
 
Yea, pimpin appropriate on a Hummer forum for sure.:D

S.

KenP 09-22-2006 08:05 PM
Re: 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
 
That's pretty funny.:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

BUT....
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ace/index.html

h2co-pilot 09-23-2006 02:04 AM
Re: 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
 
Is that his church fire suit- it looks silky.:jump:

That is wrong.:giggling:

31_bandits 09-23-2006 03:14 AM
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lol


WRT bill lester, ... i bet he speaks english more comfortably than jive. nascar strikes me as sensible that way

BlueHUMMERH2 09-23-2006 05:53 AM
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:jump:


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