A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER.

OH MY

LMFAO!

ROFLMFAO

DAMN! That one will get used this week for sure!

DRTY brings TEH FUNNAY!
LMAO!

ROFLAMO

DRTY, did you DRTY-tize that joke? Because I've seen it, but the ending was a bit more heterosexual, and it surely wouldn't be unlike you to add a little extra flare to it.

Pete i dont remember anythign about the carrot either.

Maybe DRTY's got some sort of fetish with sticking things up his arse. Consider all those nasty anal pics he posts, all male. Hmmm...

LMAO

LMAO X3!!!

You homos. Don't get your butt cracks all moist thinking about me.

This is the original email exactly the way I received it:

> A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
> AND
> >>SAYS HELLO.
> >>
> >>HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER
> FROM, SO
> HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
> >>
> >>TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
> >>
> >>NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
>
> >>WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
> THAT I
> >>LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR
> PARTNER
> >>WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"
> >>
> >>SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER.
>

LMFAO!!! Can I borrow that quote? That's gonna be a classic!

That might read better if it said don't get "your" instead of "our"........ .

Oopsie.

LMAO!