Kenny threw away my blanky!

In the big outside trash can and then dumped an ashtray on it.

Blanky or H2, / H2 or Blanky... tough choice I know you'll make the correct one

Well at least he didn't burn it"This would be a hint Ken"

I saved the blanky from the bowels of the can. It's in the washing machine right now and will be ready for you later.

ahhhhh what a nice hubby. someone looking to get lucky tonight

I always do things first class. {buuuuuurrrrrrrp}

Ken P.....how COULD you? I don't think I remember you ever doing something quite so INCONSIDERATE!

I made Mrs.ssippi give up her ratty ole threadbare blanky. I told her to either grow up and dump it or go find a 14 year old school kid to teach.

I love that blanket, he knows it. I sleep with it every night. It is really soft and has some tiny holes. It smells like me.

We went to Bed, Bath and Beyond to get some stuff and I saw these really soft throw blankets, so I got some. He said "we have some"- I said "we can just throw away the others these are nice blah blah blah....."

Then later on today I said I like the new ones but it's no blanky. THEN he tells me he threw it away!

If and I mean huge IF, I ever decide to throw it away I would bury it.

Now he's all- "At least I got it out of the trashcan." SOOOOO MEAN!!!!!

No question about it.....It's time for:

What? If I recall correctly, Shaggy just did this to get his new mattress.

I don't think Ken is going to drive a high price until that flatulence problem is cleared up tho.

Well at least he didn't wrap a cell phone in it and pour coffee all over it.

OOHH wait that is what cup holders are for.

What? If I recall correctly, Shaggy just did this to get his new mattress. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>He did say "man."

Oopsie. My bad.

Okay now that you have explained why you are selling Ken no one will want him now. That is unforgivable. Coming from experience I think you need a "Ken F*cked up present" I think this works best when other presents are also bought, ie best friend. mother or the stranger on the street. As most of you know I got a beautiful pair of earrings in Moab and so did my best friend. And now both of us are very happy.

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LMAO!! You mean you didn't know!!!!