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NewHummerGuy 03-24-2006 04:25 PM

Just curious as to if anyother forum members lie to their spouses regarding purchases and to what degree.

I generally (on purchases for myself) try and deduct 15-20% off the actual cost of item. I know my wifes threshold as to what she will accept (without receipt proof) versus when she will ask for 7 types of proof.

Anyone else have this dilemma???? Or something comparable

frank6150 03-24-2006 04:28 PM

Yes.

NewHummerGuy 03-24-2006 04:31 PM

Frank my man....figured you would have more to say ..
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Originally posted by frank6150:
Yes.

frank6150 03-24-2006 04:33 PM


NewHummerGuy 03-24-2006 04:56 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it. you just are using me as a pad opportunity -----
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Racer-X 03-24-2006 04:58 PM

I'm lucky in that regard. Every single upgrade for my H2 my wife has given to me as a gift. GPS, Gobi rack, winch, wheels. Does that make me a gigolo?

The only thing I've bought is some of the lighting and the last set of tires.

NewHummerGuy 03-24-2006 05:05 PM

Actually, YES. that does make you a gigolo. Not that there is anything wrong with it
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Originally posted by Racer-X:
I'm lucky in that regard. Every single upgrade for my H2 my wife has given to me as a gift. GPS, Gobi rack, winch, wheels. Does that make me a gigolo?

The only thing I've bought is some of the lighting and the last set of tires.

DDWH 03-24-2006 05:06 PM

It's not a lie if you forget to mention it.

MarK M 03-24-2006 05:07 PM

just open another bank account that you only have access to and have a portion of your paychecks go to it.

I call it my hobby fund. It's worked great for me.

Marcmedic 03-24-2006 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by MarK M:
just open another bank account that you only have access to and have a portion of your paychecks go to it.

I call it my hobby fund. It's worked great for me.

Thank god my wife doesn't read this or I'd be in big trouble!

Racer-X 03-24-2006 05:14 PM

This reminds me of that old saying - "It's easier to get forgiveness than permission"

GeorgeSSSS 03-24-2006 05:42 PM

I've never lied to my wife about things like that. Might account for why I've been married more than once.

RIC-H0 03-24-2006 05:45 PM

I don't have to ask for no stinkin' permission!
If I want something, I just get it!
Ain't no woman on Gods green earth gonna tell me what I can spend my money on!

Sorry...Ex-wife flash backs!

As long as the kids are fed, the mortgage is paid, the bills are not late and the hookers are paid, it's all gravy...spend it!

KenP 03-24-2006 06:21 PM

She likes the truck so much she encourages most of it.

NewHummerGuy 03-24-2006 06:34 PM

Ken, in all honesty....this was not intended for you you have it WAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY to easy
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Originally posted by KenP:
She likes the truck so much she encourages most of it.

KenP 03-24-2006 06:37 PM

I'm a lucky guy.

DennisAJC 03-24-2006 06:37 PM

"Dennis, how much did you pay for that?"

"Hi Honey."

"How much did you pay for that?"

"Damn you look sexy."

"Answer my question?"

"After 12 years, I'm still in love with you."

"Answer my question!!!"

"Let's make love."

"O.K."


DRTYFN 03-24-2006 06:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
"Dennis, how much did you pay for that?"

"Hi Honey."

"How much did you pay for that?"

"Damn you look sexy."

"Answer my question?"

"After 12 years, I'm still in love with you."

"Answer my question!!!"

"Let's make love."

"O.K."

...30 seconds later...

"Now how much was that?"

"Zzzzzzz"



Sewie 03-24-2006 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by KenP:
She likes the truck so much she encourages most of it.

Of course, you also bought her one of her own. That probably didn't hurt.

Racer-X 03-24-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
"Dennis, how much did you pay for that?"

"Hi Honey."

"How much did you pay for that?"

"Damn you look sexy."

"Answer my question?"

"After 12 years, I'm still in love with you."

"Answer my question!!!"

"Let's make love."

"O.K."






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