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Adam in CO 07-05-2006 03:49 PM
USRSF
 
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Adam in CO 07-05-2006 03:54 PM
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I meant to post it to off topic. Sorry.

dеiтайожни 07-05-2006 03:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

Lies! It was announced on the 3rd!

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PARAGON 07-05-2006 04:07 PM
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Umm...... typical Liberal press screwup. That would be the USSRSF (United States Southern Redneck Special Forces)

Out of the 4 special Redneck units only the Southern contigent is considered "elite" and brave enough to fight. The other 3 units provide transportation, logistics and supply support. ;) :D

Adam in CO 07-05-2006 04:22 PM
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Thank you, Mod.

PARAGON 07-05-2006 04:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Thank you, Mod.
yer welcome

dеiтайожни 07-05-2006 04:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PARAGON
yer welcome

He was talking to me. You're welome.

Aubs 07-05-2006 05:32 PM
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Way to rip me off! :D

PARAGON 07-05-2006 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
He was talking to me. You're welome.
ditto

dеiтайожни 07-05-2006 05:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PARAGON
ditto

x2

usetosellhummer 07-05-2006 06:37 PM
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Those good ole boys love the baby jesus! and beer, Blue Tick Hounds active too!

KenP 07-05-2006 08:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
It's great to see Virginian's not included in that list. We know for a fact they don't taste like chicken.


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