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USRSF
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday |
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I meant to post it to off topic. Sorry.
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Lies! It was announced on the 3rd! http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=18104 |
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Umm...... typical Liberal press screwup. That would be the USSRSF (United States Southern Redneck Special Forces)
Out of the 4 special Redneck units only the Southern contigent is considered "elite" and brave enough to fight. The other 3 units provide transportation, logistics and supply support. ;) :D |
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Thank you, Mod.
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He was talking to me. You're welome. |
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Way to rip me off! :D
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Those good ole boys love the baby jesus! and beer, Blue Tick Hounds active too!
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