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Irwin 08-14-2006 04:34 PM

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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.

DRTYFN 08-14-2006 04:48 PM

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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.


It's all done with ball bearings these days. Now you're gonna need some 3&1 Oil, some cotton gauze...

Homer 08-14-2006 07:19 PM

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What's alimony?

HummBob 08-14-2006 09:25 PM

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Hiring a HIT MAN is ALWAYS cheaper ;)

HummBob 08-14-2006 09:26 PM

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BTW Irwin, I DIG your Fletch Avatar:D

Mrs.ssippi 08-14-2006 09:30 PM

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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work. :D

ROX 08-14-2006 09:49 PM

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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work. :D

X2!:D But the wife should NEVER, EVER pay alimony to the husband. Glad we got this all worked out.

Vettster 08-14-2006 09:56 PM

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What's alimony?


It's defined as:

The screwing you get for the screwing you got:D

Drive Safe,
Vettster

Steve - SanJose 08-14-2006 10:58 PM

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Costumes are for Halloween.

Adam in CO 08-14-2006 11:05 PM

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Costumes are for Halloween.


I don't get it.

Star Jones 08-14-2006 11:06 PM

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Costumes are for Halloween.

Ma huzband war a whitey speedoh at da fag bash haloween prty he gayed out at

2-H2's 08-14-2006 11:06 PM

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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work. :D


WTF??? All wives steal...I ment work, in some form or fashion. What if she worked, stole your yung'ins, all your furniture, mula, etc...:eek:

At that point it becomes a shooting offense in TX :D:D;)

KenP 08-15-2006 12:20 AM

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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.

I guess with an AE, your wife won't know you're asking about it.:eek: ;)


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