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My New Caddillac

I just got my new Cadillac Escalade, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued... and On The Road Again! came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them I yelled.. "ASS HOLES!"

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo....

Damn, I LOVE this car!

Re: My New Caddillac

hey, holler f..king the kids and see if michael jackson plays..:D

Re: My New Caddillac

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Re: My New Caddillac

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r

hey, holler f..king the kids and see if michael jackson plays..:D

:D :D ;)