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Marcmedic 09-03-2006 06:20 AM

What would you do???
 
Just a hypothetical question...Lets say you were seperated from your significant other. You go out side and find their car in your neighbors driveway. You then see them walk out of the house hand in hand. What would you do next?

A) Confront them
B) Nothing
C) Bring out the new piece of a$$ you've been sleeping with
D) Chase them down the street with no shoes or shirt, wearing superman boxer shorts and carrying a 42 inch samurai sword. And when you finally caught up to them...stab them in their abdomen all the way through, and out the flank.

Believe it or not, someone in KC chose D today...what an idiot.

dеiтайожни 09-03-2006 06:30 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Is choice C, piece as in piece of ass, or piece as in a firearm?

HummBebe 09-03-2006 06:35 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Nothing. :rant:

CO Hummer 09-03-2006 06:35 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Marc,
I'm sure he's just on the rebound. He'll be back, don't worry.

Marcmedic 09-03-2006 07:02 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
CO, I told you a long time ago that my heart belongs to you...just waiting for a sign.

Big Z 09-03-2006 07:12 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Take Video! ;)

Steve - SanJose 09-03-2006 07:14 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Consider it a divorce. The end.

S.

CO Hummer 09-03-2006 07:15 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
CO, I told you a long time ago that my heart belongs to you...just waiting for a sign.


Sorry cutie, but I love your neighbor's big screen tv.

blindzebra 09-03-2006 03:36 PM

Re: What would you do???
 
gte video. sue for criminal conversation. sure win

Marcmedic 09-03-2006 04:13 PM

Re: What would you do???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Sorry cutie, but I love your neighbor's big screen tv.


Then maybe you should stop trying to seduce me by sending me your underwear in the mail and send it to him instead.:)

Wisha Haddan H3 09-03-2006 07:30 PM

Re: What would you do???
 
Need more info ... is the neighbor hot? Is your s.o. bringing her over for a 3-way?

jk, I'm with Steve ... instant divorce, time to sign at the dotted line.

KenP 09-03-2006 08:04 PM

Re: What would you do???
 
Marc, how big was the mess from that? Did they die? What were the stab-ee's wearing?

More details, puhhhleeeze.:twak: ;)

Marcmedic 09-04-2006 12:14 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
The stab-ee was wearing jean shorts and no shirt---bunch of prison tatoos.

The stab-er had no shirt, no shoes, and superman boxers

Never saw the 2 women...I'd imagine they didn't have a full set of teeth if you put them together.

Went to surgery. Got his kidney. No a lot of blood on the outside. We could see some intestines when we spread the wound apart. I guess he lost quite a bit of blood internally.

h2co-pilot 09-04-2006 12:33 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Ewwww! That was a good one Marc. :excited:

Better than the old ladies with turds, huh?;)

I would seduce the neighbor and stick it out for a couple of weeks- telling everyone that the SO made us gay.:D:D

KenP 09-04-2006 06:06 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
The stab-ee was wearing jean shorts and no shirt---bunch of prison tatoos.

The stab-er had no shirt, no shoes, and superman boxers

Never saw the 2 women...I'd imagine they didn't have a full set of teeth if you put them together.

Went to surgery. Got his kidney. No a lot of blood on the outside. We could see some intestines when we spread the wound apart. I guess he lost quite a bit of blood internally.

Alright, this thread is worthless.:lame: :giggling:

Hmmm2 09-04-2006 07:26 AM

Re: What would you do???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
...stab them in their abdomen all the way through, and out the flank.

:eek:


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