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h2co-pilot 12-01-2006 10:26 AM

So I wake up heart pounding...
 
a little while ago.

Me and Hue Hefner were out in a limo. I was showing him the mountains, he had never really took the time for nature. Then I took him to an old mountain lodge and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross. But I decided to take him downstairs for some blackberry icecream- his treat of course.

We were eating and all of a sudden a burglar or something came to the window behind Hef, punched a hole in the glass and tazed the wall with something- this black thing- very loud. I screamed and ran- suddenly, I was running down the hall of my childhood home and ran to the tiny door (utility closet type of place) under the stairs and hid where I did when I was little.

I woke up very skeered.

What does it all mean?:D

bparker 12-01-2006 11:43 AM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
ugh, it means you forgot your meds and you need to get laid... thats all I see..

:jump:

NEOCON1 12-01-2006 06:03 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
take deep breaths relax and tell ken to " get naked and get over here ":giggling:

dеiтайожни 12-01-2006 06:17 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
a little while ago.

Me and Hue Hefner were out in a limo. I was showing him the mountains, he had never really took the time for nature. Then I took him to an old mountain lodge and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross. But I decided to take him downstairs for some blackberry icecream- his treat of course.

We were eating and all of a sudden a burglar or something came to the window behind Hef, punched a hole in the glass and tazed the wall with something- this black thing- very loud. I screamed and ran- suddenly, I was running down the hall of my childhood home and ran to the tiny door (utility closet type of place) under the stairs and hid where I did when I was little.

I woke up very skeered.

What does it all mean?:D


I think these are metaphors. Sounds like you think of Mr. Hefner as a father figure and you are into that sort of kinky stuff. :shhh: :giggling:

PARAGON 12-01-2006 07:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I think these are metaphors. Sounds like you think of Mr. Hefner as a father figure and you are into that sort of kinky stuff. :shhh: :giggling:

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

DRTYFN 12-01-2006 07:21 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
What does it all mean?:D

You need more backdoor action before bed.:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

DennisAJC 12-01-2006 07:31 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
What does it all mean?:D



You left the garage door open.

CO Hummer 12-01-2006 08:33 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross.


Clearly you a have zit fettish and love to squeeze them.

Adam in CO 12-01-2006 08:40 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
It is a deeply seeded psychosis that cannot be cured here.

PARAGON 12-01-2006 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
It is a deeply seeded psychosis that cannot be cured here.

sounds familiar

h2co-pilot 12-01-2006 09:19 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Kinky Daddy stuff- how insiteful.:D:D

It was really scary, I fell back asleep at 5 this morning.:( You all just wait- the Hef is coming to a sleep near you.

KenP 12-01-2006 10:09 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker
ugh, it means you forgot your meds and you need to get laid... thats all I see..

:jump:

That's not it.:clapping: :clapping:

HummerHippy 12-01-2006 11:34 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Eat more roughage!

K9sH3 12-02-2006 06:48 AM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Lay off the Bean dip and Tequila.

GLBLWARMR 12-02-2006 07:15 AM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:

Well I found this article on the web so it must be true. HEHEHE

DRTYFN 12-02-2006 09:19 AM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:


You almost got the auto ban because you looked like a spambot for a second.:jump:

CO Hummer 12-02-2006 10:09 AM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
I was showing him my mountains


It is very normal to replay daily, routine events in your dreams. I really wouldn't worry about it.

PARAGON 12-02-2006 04:09 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
It may mean that you are taking one of these 250 medications that have shown to cause strange dreams:
Well I found this article on the web so it must be true. HEHEHE

Nah, I'm on about 1/3rd of those meds and I don't have any strange dreams:giggling:

GLBLWARMR 12-02-2006 04:16 PM

Re: So I wake up heart pounding...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
You almost got the auto ban because you looked like a spambot for a second.:jump:


Yeah it would have taken to long to put them in columns an make the post a little smaller. Did not want to put that much effort into a cut and paste.

KenP 12-02-2006 05:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
Yeah it would have taken to long to put them in columns an make the post a little smaller. Did not want to put that much effort into a cut and paste.

I hate the 10,000 character per post limit.:mad:


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