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evldave 02-10-2007 05:53 AM

Places to do it
 
Ok, so I imagine I will get in trouble, but my new fiance and I have decided to created a website www.placestodoit.com and we are wondering if anyone else is willing to contribute. The best part about being in a relationship is finding really fun stuff to keep you occupied, so help us out!!

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 05:56 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Places to do what?

ssgharkness020147 02-10-2007 06:00 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Well. I can tell you a few things... Pool tables suck. Airplanes suck. You know those center engine ski boats, those are AWESOME. Marble counter tops, yep you guessed it... No fun at all. Islands are nice (real nice). Beaches are no fun unless you bring towles. The good 'ole days. Not that I've ever done any of those, its just what people have told me. :shhh:

evldave 02-10-2007 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Places to do what?


um... places to f***...now, someone in your position may not understand, but I'm sure everyone else here can get it. If not, PM me and I can send pics to explain...

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by evldave
um... places to f***...now, someone in your position may not understand, but I'm sure everyone else here can get it. If not, PM me and I can send pics to explain...


What the fuck is f*** ?? Are you looking for places to off-road or something? Sure send me a video because I'm lost.

P.S. MsEvl sounds like an AE. :giggling:

msevl 02-10-2007 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
What the fuck is f*** ?? Are you looking for places to off-road or something? Sure send me a video because I'm lost.

P.S. MsEvl sounds like an AE. :giggling:


No I'm not... If I could spell the work f uc k that's what we'd be doing...wait, we already are...

ssgharkness020147 02-10-2007 06:13 AM

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While your on line? Hmmm......



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Originally Posted by msevl
No I'm not... If I could spell the work f uc k that's what we'd be doing...wait, we already are...


DRTYFN 02-10-2007 06:13 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
I don't think my pastor is going to approve of this thread.:jump:

msevl 02-10-2007 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147
While your on line? Hmmm......


Actually, that's one we did already, we are just bored and want to see how many more hits we can get...

msevl 02-10-2007 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I don't think my pastor is going to approve of this thread.:jump:


Actually we've already met a few pastors, which one is it, we might have some pics...

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 06:20 AM

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Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone contracts syphilis from a Lebanese prostitute 6 days ago. :mad:

evldave 02-10-2007 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone contracts syphilis from a Lebanese prostitute 6 days ago. :mad:


LoL, I wasn't in Lebanon, but we had a lesbanon experience, does that count????

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by evldave
LoL, I wasn't in Lebanon, but we had a lesbanon experience, does that count????


Only if you have pics.

MarineHawk 02-10-2007 06:37 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evldave
Ok, so I imagine I will get in trouble, but my new fiance and I have decided to created a website www.placestodoit.com and we are wondering if anyone else is willing to contribute. The best part about being in a relationship is finding really fun stuff to keep you occupied, so help us out!!


In the butt bob.

evldave 02-10-2007 06:42 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
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Originally Posted by MarineHawk
In the butt bob.


Ya know, that was cool, the first dozen times, but after awhile, it starts to get repetitive. We're not looking for the same ol' same ol' we're lookin for something new, WITH HUMMER!!!

(caveat: not a hummer, a hummer)

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 06:55 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evldave
Ya know, that was cool, the first dozen times, but after awhile, it starts to get repetitive. We're not looking for the same ol' same ol' we're lookin for something new, WITH HUMMER!!!

(caveat: not a hummer, a hummer)


Not even married yet and it's already getting boring! I'm sorry to tell you, it's not going to work out, Dave. I've been engaged like 42 times, fucked too much in the first 48 hours, it got boring and it was over.

msevl 02-10-2007 06:58 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Not even married yet and it's already getting boring! I'm sorry to tell you, it's not going to work out, Dave. I've been engaged like 42 times, fucked too much in the first 48 hours, it got boring and it was over.



I saw your previous post... chicken **** why delete it.. My Vjj is not like a ****ing hallway it is more like your virgin mamas butt hole!!

As for your 48hr comment.. its been 2 months and i'm sorry aint no boredom here and the $13K rock he gave me doesn't mean he's going any where... So guess what... ITS GOING TO WORK OUT!!!!

dеiтайожни 02-10-2007 07:09 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by msevl
I saw your previous post... chicken **** why delete it.. My Vjj is not like a ****ing hallway it is more like your virgin mamas butt hole!!

As for your 48hr comment.. its been 2 months and i'm sorry aint no boredom here and the $13K rock he gave me doesn't mean he's going any where... So guess what... ITS GOING TO WORK OUT!!!!


Sorry, I could only find the Spanish video of Stewie saying it. It's only funny if Stewie says it. :giggling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OkL0KfyAzc

Ain't no boredom?! He just said it was getting boring! And that's why you want to have sexual intercourse in public places, no? Come on now.

P.S. I still can't shake the image of you being an AE, I don't trust anything on here anymore! :dancingbanana: :giggling:

DennisAJC 02-10-2007 07:12 AM

Re: Places to do it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by msevl
I saw your previous post... chicken **** why delete it.. My Vjj is not like a ****ing hallway it is more like your virgin mamas butt hole!!

As for your 48hr comment.. its been 2 months and i'm sorry aint no boredom here and the $13K rock he gave me doesn't mean he's going any where... So guess what... ITS GOING TO WORK OUT!!!!





OH NOES!!!!! Deh fangs! Deh fangs are showing already!:jump:

ssgharkness020147 02-10-2007 07:37 AM

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****. Your in for it now DEI.:popcorn:


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