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WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The moral of the story is:

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? :D

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:iagree: I got me a Irish woman :beerchug:

:jump: :jump:

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:beerchug::beerchug::beerchug::beerchug:

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:dancingbanana: And this July is my 20th anniversary :dancingbanana:

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20th? omg /respect

well at least we know what yall will be up to :D

mad passionate drunk monkey secks

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Originally Posted by bparker

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? :D

I don't really love women, but I love men. Did you hear abou the two Irish gay guys? William Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzwilliam. :beerchug:

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Originally Posted by bparker

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The moral of the story is:

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? :D

What do you mean by WHITE WOMEN?

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Originally Posted by fourfourto

:dancingbanana: And this July is my 20th anniversary :dancingbanana:

:perfect10s: :giggling: :giggling:

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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

What do you mean by WHITE WOMEN?

Opposite to your prefrence.

Black men.

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Opposite to your prefrence.

Black men.

:jump: :OWNED:

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Originally Posted by fourfourto

:iagree: I got me a Irish woman :beerchug:

:jump: :jump::dancingbanana: And this July is my 20th anniversary :dancingbanana:

Me too! 25 years this year plus the 3 years we were together before we married..... Congrats 442 :beerchug: