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DennisAJC 07-01-2007 12:52 AM

OMG. Canada raises it's security alert.
 
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To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.

Steve - SanJose 07-01-2007 12:53 AM

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Wrong time of the year to hibernate I guess.

dеiтайожни 07-01-2007 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.


That's scary.. but reminds me of that fat guys documentary about guns. The Canadian lady said, oh of course not, we don't lock our doors. Then after being asked if she has ever had her house robbed, she said yes, twice. :giggling: Everyone has been robbed there, it's far from safe, you guys just aren't smart! :dancingbanana:

marin8703 07-01-2007 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.


:giggling: be safe.

NJ H2 07-01-2007 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.


The reason for the raise in Canada's security alert is all the "Peanut Free" products Canada is exporting. From what my sources tell me Switzerland is a little pissed off at Canada for taking away a small part of the "Peanut free" Chocolate dollars and as we speak are now forming Secret Chocolate super cells to do a drive by dipping of some Canadian Citizens!
You can read all about the Peanut Free products Canada is exporting by clicking this Link: http://allergyware.wordpress.com/200...s-from-canada/

marin8703 07-01-2007 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NJ H2
The reason for the raise in Canada's security alert is all the "Peanut Free" products Canada is exporting. From what my sources tell me Switzerland is a little pissed off at Canada for taking away a small part of the "Peanut free" Chocolate dollars and as we speak are now forming Secret Chocolate super cells to do a drive by dipping of some Canadian Citizens!
You can read all about the Peanut Free products Canada is exporting by clicking this Link: http://allergyware.wordpress.com/200...s-from-canada/


:eek: OMG!!! its all over now, noooooooo:eek: this was eventually gona happen:giggling:

DennisAJC 07-01-2007 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by marin8703
:eek: OMG!!! its all over now, noooooooo:eek: this was eventually gona happen:giggling:


:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:

DRTYFN 07-01-2007 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:

At least all British people are safe from the toothpaste poisonings.:giggling: :jump:

Steve - SanJose 07-02-2007 03:48 AM

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Good thing the US is there to defend Canada too.

-=Mac=- 07-02-2007 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Good thing the US is there to defend Canada too.

But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac

DennisAJC 07-02-2007 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by -=Mac=-
But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac


Don't worry, we control their toothpaste.:jump:


"He who controls the toothpaste, controls the world."

h2co-pilot 07-02-2007 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:


OMG :jump:


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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
At least all British people are safe from the toothpaste poisonings.:giggling: :jump:


:dancingbanana: :jump: :dancingbanana:

Agriv8r 07-02-2007 02:12 PM

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have you seen their teeth....might be safe from the toothpaste, but something is getting through...

NJ H2 07-02-2007 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"He who controls the toothpaste, controls the world."



:iagree: :jump:

Steve - SanJose 07-02-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by -=Mac=-
But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac


Nobody would step up to that.:D


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