Mikey Bloomberg declares his pipes are clean!
 

NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg assures us the big steam blow out on 43st was not the act of terrorists but fellow democrat Al Gore carelessly driving a H1 overloaded with fatcats bloated on billy beer. The cargo manifest included Ted Kenedy, Hillary Clinton, & Rev Al Sharpton. Mr Gore who was originally arrested for drunken driving after plowing his H1 (stolen by his green peace girlfriend) into several NYC Police cars. Was released w/o bail when Rev Jesse Jackson arrived with his entourage to save Rev Al who apparently had been beaten by Republican onlookers. Jon Edwards is representing Mr. Gore who alegedly sustained steam burns and aspestos inhalation and is suing NYC and NYPD for $100M plus expenses.:grouphug:

God Bless America!