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CO Hummer 09-02-2007 06:35 AM

I need your help. Am I gay?
 
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Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.

I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....

Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?

I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.

frenzy1 09-02-2007 08:31 AM

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WELCOME TO THE CLUB HONEY !!!!!

HummBob 09-02-2007 08:57 AM

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Ghey!

h2co-pilot 09-02-2007 11:21 AM

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Mmmm Hmmmm....


And it seems to be the second Ms. GI edition....tsk tsk. Better hang out in the garage for a few more hours.:D

ChiHummer3 09-02-2007 01:07 PM

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Pretty ghey!
Turn on some football, drink a few beers, scratch your sack a few times, beltch a bit....and I'm sure you'll be feeling better in no time! :D

mikejr 09-02-2007 01:38 PM

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just fill your pockets with manly things when you wear them....jerky, flask of whiskey, mail pouch....it will be fine....if you have the urge to paint your toenails pink...well...you might have a problem then.....

Adam in CO 09-02-2007 02:28 PM

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You'll need a better haircut.

DRTYFN 09-02-2007 04:34 PM

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If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement.:jump:

H2wifey 09-02-2007 05:27 PM

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Yeah that is pretty gay, what were you thinking?:twak:

jmsspratlin 09-02-2007 08:39 PM

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Yep....def gay. Did they not have the rainbow t-shirt as well? I guess you just opted out eh?:giggling:

CO Hummer 09-02-2007 08:42 PM

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Alright, Alright.

I just got the nail gun out and shot a couple of sleeves. I'm feeling a return of the mojo. :D

wpage 09-02-2007 09:28 PM

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Now go to the bar and try pushing in a few stools:beerchug: :dancingbanana:

Agriv8r 09-02-2007 09:38 PM

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gay....

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-02-2007 09:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement.:jump:


That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...

GLBLWARMR 09-02-2007 10:42 PM

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Just go and change the oil in the Hummer and get grease and stuff on them. Then it won't be as bad. Until that point though
























GAY!!!!!!!!!

tower 09-02-2007 10:42 PM

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If this doesn't make
you want to puke your guts out, then, yes, you are a turd burgler.

3Hummer 09-03-2007 12:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...


so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!

RubHer Yellow Ducky 09-03-2007 12:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Hummer
so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!


If your belt is somewhere around your waist and the shorts are below you knee we'll let you get away with it ...

BUT

if you shorts are BELOW YOU KNEES and your
"flying your colors"
then you are, and belong in the place where that was start
"with all the other boyz"

jmsspratlin 09-03-2007 04:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Hummer
so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!




NO, that my friend is what they call GHETTO FABULOUS.:beerchug: :giggling:

jmsspratlin 09-03-2007 04:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.

I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....

Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?

I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.




My other thing is...why in the hell would you pay $68.00 for those?


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