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ChiHummer3

09-28-2007 02:38 AM

Blonde Joke

This is funny.

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew Was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, She said, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. "

Bob took the money.
:D

Hummer Aficionado_VT

09-28-2007 02:39 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

LOL :perfect10s:

jmsspratlin

09-28-2007 05:48 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

:giggling:

tower

09-28-2007 06:00 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

What does a blonde say after sex?

(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:

jmsspratlin

09-28-2007 06:03 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

What does a blonde say after sex?

(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:

I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy

DRTYFN

09-28-2007 07:34 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

What does a blonde say after sex?

(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:

What does a blonde say before sex?

I am sooooo drunk.

wpage

09-28-2007 12:25 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

blindzebra

09-29-2007 03:42 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Holy hell. Shuck M&Ms? Thats friggen hilarious!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpage

How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

DennisAJC

09-29-2007 03:50 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpage

How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

The visual on this is making me laugh uncontrollably.:jump:

H2wifey

09-29-2007 05:33 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy

I wonder how you knew her??????????

DRTYFN

09-29-2007 06:00 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey

I wonder how you knew her??????????

Probably from a distance.:giggling:

DRTYFN

09-29-2007 06:02 AM

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tower

09-29-2007 07:01 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

:giggling::giggling::giggling:

jmsspratlin

09-29-2007 11:20 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey

I wonder how you knew her??????????

A friend told me

jmsspratlin

09-29-2007 11:21 AM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

:jump:
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:perfect10s: I bet this would work for some brunettes as well...:D

frenzy1

09-29-2007 02:35 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

:perfect10s: :D :OWNED:

Agriv8r

09-29-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

two blonde women walked into a building......you think one of them would have seen it..

H2wifey

09-29-2007 06:28 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

:perfect10s: I bet this would work for some brunettes as well...:D

Ha Ha well I figured them out and I'm not a blonde anymore

tower

09-29-2007 07:51 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

:jump::jump:

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey

Ha Ha well I figured them out and I'm not a blonde anymore

Right. Like anyone believes that! :jump::jump::jump:

jmsspratlin

09-29-2007 08:42 PM

Re: Blonde Joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

:jump::jump:Right. Like anyone believes that! :jump::jump::jump:

BAM!:OWNED:

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