Hummer Forums by Elcova

Hummer Forums by Elcova (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/index.php)
-   General Off Topic (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11)
-   -   Mexicans !!!!! (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30126)

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-02-2007 03:10 PM

Mexicans !!!!!
 
Jose and Carlos are Mexican panhandlers......

They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day
Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

KenP 10-02-2007 03:12 PM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Jose and Carlos are Mexican panhandlers......

They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day
Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

:jump:

Agriv8r 10-02-2007 07:59 PM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
:clapping: :clapping:

fourfourto 10-02-2007 10:09 PM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
:perfect10s:

NewHummerGuy 10-03-2007 12:01 AM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
Thats fantastic:jump: :clapping: :jump:

I think that guy gets me for 10bucks every 3 days;)

bparker 10-03-2007 01:07 AM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
Greatness! :clapping:

DDWH 10-03-2007 05:30 AM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
:clapping: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :clapping:

frenzy1 10-03-2007 06:30 AM

Re: Mexicans !!!!!
 
We got the same joke with north africans in Belgium !


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:42 AM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.0.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.