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RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-05-2007 03:30 AM

GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Subject: Guts Or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
> do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
> informed, the definition for each is listed below...
>
> GUTS - is arriving home late af ter a night out with the guys, being met
>by
> your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
> "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
> the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
> your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
> result in death

RuggedH2 10-05-2007 03:49 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
OK, RYD I know this is a

REPOST

Because when I posted it months ago, Someone informed me that Ken had posted it months before that!

KenP 10-05-2007 03:50 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 03H3
OK, RYD I know this is a

REPOST

Because when I posted it months ago, Someone informed me that Ken had posted it months before that!

Haha! I was just about to post that.

I also found where H2Finally posted it last year, too.
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

RuggedH2 10-05-2007 03:55 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Ken your new Avatar kicks ass! :)

DennisAJC 10-05-2007 04:28 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Stupid ol geezer.

Big Z 10-05-2007 04:48 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Or is this Guts Or Balls!? Or BOTH!:popcorn:

http://break.com/index/veteran-cuts-...ican-flag.html

jmsspratlin 10-05-2007 04:52 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 03H3
Ken your new Avatar kicks ass! :)



Suck up

Mr. I - Man 10-05-2007 10:26 PM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Z
Or is this Guts Or Balls!? Or BOTH!:popcorn:

http://break.com/index/veteran-cuts-...ican-flag.html


Fake!!!

A real veteran would know that knife is a USMC Ka-Bar not an Army Knife:mad:

I hate posers.

H3slate 10-05-2007 11:17 PM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 03H3
Ken your new Avatar kicks tits! :)

fissed!!

DRTYFN 10-06-2007 02:05 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
Fake!!!

A real veteran would know that knife is a USMC Ka-Bar not an Army Knife:mad:

I hate posers.

And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.:fdance:

CO Hummer 10-06-2007 03:03 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.:fdance:


You only caught that because it's so close to 'gay bar'.

:D :OWNED:

Mr. I - Man 10-08-2007 04:44 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DRTYFN
And a real real Marine would also know that it's a K-bar and not a ka-bar.:fdance:

Ka-Bar

https://www.kabar.com/name.jsp

Enough said civilian:fdance:

Agriv8r 10-08-2007 03:44 PM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
You only caught that because it's so close to 'gay bar'.

:D :OWNED:


:jump:

DRTYFN 10-09-2007 08:10 AM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
Ka-Bar

https://www.kabar.com/name.jsp

Enough said civilian:fdance:

Me=:OWNED: by bad intel. But not as:OWNED: as the Yankees & the Bills.:jump:

frenzy1 10-09-2007 05:41 PM

Re: GUTS OR BALLS !
 
:perfect10s:


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