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Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let's see now...
-No Christmas -No television -No cheerleaders -No car races -No football -No soccer -No golf -No tailgate parties -No K Mart -No Bunnings -No pork BBQ -No hot dogs -No burgers -No chocolate chip cookies -No lobster -No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks -No nachos -No Beer nuts -No Beer !!!!!!!! -Rags for clothes and towels for hats. -Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. -Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. -More than one wife. -You can't shave. -Your wives can't shave. -You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. -The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. -Your bride is picked by someone else. -She smells just like your donkey. -But your donkey has a better disposition. -Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! -I mean, really, is there a mystery here? Attachment 45679 |
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Yep, and there's no porn allowed either!
I always thought we could have won the first Gulf war faster than what we did if we would have air dropped a million pounds of ribs, with a million porn rags and some cheap beer, a week in advance. Those guys would be so docile from sitting around eating, drinking, (a few million dollars worth) and abusing Farah Fist that they would have probably saved us a few billion dollars in weapons costs. |
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and their God is completely GAY ! :jump:
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I FORGOT :
NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!! |
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Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a pizza? A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. |
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maybe we can get them to convert from SCUM-BAGS to muslim... |
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Um, those are actually a couple of reasons to switch sides. |
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