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VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 1979

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike! :jump:

Re: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007

Heard that before but it is funnay:beerchug:

Re: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007

Thread should be titled "Voted Best Short Joke Of 1979":fdance: :jump:

Re: VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 1979