OBAMA THANKS YOU
 

My fellow Identity-Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support.


Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.


I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking.

It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.

So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.

And do it for me.

Thank You.

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and, I still fear he'll be the next US president...:crying:

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Me too! If he wins I think we are moving to Canada or England... hell maybe even Tailand...

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His family of infidels thanks you as well. All the way to the bank!

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Oh no, another Alec Baldwin. :)

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whatever, as long as you don't come to Belgium ! We got enough whining extremist immigrants as it is... :jump: :fdance: :jump:

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oh god no u didnt... :shhh:

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because who you have in office right now is sooo much better?:notallthere:
or would you like Hilary in office? wouldnt it be lovely when she sheds tears everytime she cant get a bill put through Congress:crying:

and Good ol' McCain, a strong Enlisted man who managed to get caught?

seems to me A little lack of some Government red tape experience might be a good thing to get you guys out of your sinking dollar

Canada's up again today by the way 1.06 last time i checked the market:dancingbanana:

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Until we decide to take your oil.;)

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yadda, yadda, yadda,
Yanks have been using that empty threat for ever,
you guys tend to forget we're the ONLY ones actually hunting Osama right now:)

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i would not mind going to tail and......