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he seems to be suffering from Icontinuouslyrunmymouthoffaboutincorrectstupidlibe ralbull****-ITUS. After a successful election in Iraq, he immediately starts running his mouth off about how the elections don't stand for anything b/c we have yet to see what happens in the next few days etc.... When will he quit running his trap? I'm sick of it, I'd even rather hear Geraldo speak then this moron

I had the same reaction. Hillary sure is quiet today.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Hillary sure is quiet today. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

she must have had dental work, no way that wang can keep her mouth shut much longer

John Kerry exemplifies the liberal agenda. Instead of coming up with "better ideas" they continue to run down the current administration. Don't they think that the atrocities of Hitler were horrible? I guess that Iraq is different in their eyes. Imagine how bad it would be if Kerry were in office. Looks like he is planning on running again based on his talks.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/500/54hill-med.bmp <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh my god...

JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

of SYRIA,IRAN,NORTH KOREA

I saw Kerry yammering away on MSNBC Saturday night. He still doesn't get it.

I would love to see him run again in '08, maybe with Hillary as his VP. That way those 2 could lose by 30 points and only carry a couple of counties in California and New York.

If I have to listen to any more of his "I have a plan....I can't find my ass with both hands, but I have a plan!" drivel for 4 more years, I'm gonna be bulemic.

Stacy

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're
leaving.
>
> California will now be its own country. And we're
taking all the Blue
> States with us. In case you are not aware, that
includes Hawaii,
> Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Illinois, and all
> of the North
> East. We spoke to God, and she agrees that this
split will be
> beneficial
> to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new
country of
> California. In fact, God is so excited about it,
she's going to shift
> the
> whole country at 4:30 pm EST next Friday. Therefore,
please let
> everyone
> know they need to be back in their states by then.
>
> So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We
get stem cell
> research and the best beaches.
>
> We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we
have to keep the
> Governator; we can live with that.)
>
> We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
>
> We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
>
> We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss.
>
> We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs. You get
all
> the technological innovation in Alabama.
>
> We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you
get to make the
> red states pay their fair share.
>
> Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the
Christian Coalition's,
we

> get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of
single moms to
> support, and
> we know how much you like that.
>
> Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's
veggies? But,
heck,
> the only greens the Bible thumpers eat are the
pickles on their Big
> Macs.
>
> Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving
California wine at your
> state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine
for you. Ouch,
> bet that hurts.
>
> Just so we're clear, the country of California will
be pro-choice and
> anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all
Blue States
> citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to
fight, just ask your
> evangelicals. They have tons of kids they're willing
to send to their
> deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't
care if you don't
> show pictures of
> their kids' caskets coming home.
>
> Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four
years and we hope,
> really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction.
> Seriously. Soon.
>
> Sincerely,

California

It sounds like someone hasn't seen this beautiful map. When you examine it closely you'll see just how little of it is blue. Why don't we figure out exactly where those specific places are on this map.

And California, why don't you figure out where all of your food is going to come from. And while you're at it, figure out where you're going to get your water, you leaching pussies.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
It sounds like someone hasn't seen this beautiful map. When you examine it closely you'll see just how little of it is blue. Why don't we figure out exactly where those specific places are on this map.

And California, why don't you figure out where all of your food is going to come from. And while you're at it, figure out where you're going to get your water, you leaching pussies. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTY if you were a chick with huge tits i'd marry you

dealing with these liberal pussies all day at Sonoma State where I go to school is sickining

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by SssH2:

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're ....blah blah blah <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does that mean you'll take back all the Californians from Nevada? Oh please, please hurry.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by SssH2:

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're ....blah blah blah <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And do it right. Sort of break it off from the rest of the country and just float out in the Pacific. Then you can declare war on the U.S., immediately surrender (like the French) and request foreign aid!

Since we're talking about liberal swine...

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton Collapses, Recovers Damn... why can't that bitch just die?

NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo, New York, on Monday morning, but recovered enough to resume her day's public appearances, her office said.

The Democratic senator from New York, seen as a potential presidential hopeful, fell ill during a speech at a restaurant on the topic of Social Security. She had complained she had a stomach problem.

"She fainted after not feeling well, got medical attention and is proceeding with her planned schedule," a statement from her Washington office said.

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Chamber of Commerce of nearby Amherst, New York, said Clinton said she had been bothered on Sunday by either a stomach virus or perhaps from food poisoning but was feeling better. I wonder if it had anything to do with a lobster?

"She started to speak, but had to sit down," DiPirro said in a telephone interview about the gathering of some 125 people at the Saturn Club restaurant. Clinton was addressing a not-for-profit group supporting women running for public office.

"She came back and tried to speak again but was struggling and getting more pale. She finally said 'I cannot continue,"' said DiPirro.

About 30 Clinton staffers who joined the senator at a weekend retreat in New York state were also sickened, said press secretary Philippe Reines.

"We aren't sure if was something that we all ate or something that we all breathed," Reines said in a telephone interview.

Reines said the symptoms appeared similar to those of someone suffering from the flu or a 24-hour virus. He said he was unaware of anyone being hospitalized.

DiPirro said she was informed that Clinton, 57, went ahead as planned to give a later address at a nearby Catholic college, Canisius, on health care.

Anti-abortion protesters were expected to gather outside to demonstrate against the speech by Clinton, who in the past has supported women's right to choose.

The Catholic Charities had originally agreed to be a sponsor for the Canisius College lecture series, but dropped out when it learned Clinton would take part.

Last September Clinton's husband, former President Bill Clinton, 58, underwent quadruple bypass surgery.

The former first lady is mentioned frequently as a possible candidate for president in 2008. The first-term senator faces re-election in 2006. Wouldn't that just be special? A fish breathed lesbian for President?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Since we're talking about liberal swine...

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Chamber of Commerce of nearby Amherst, New York, said Clinton said she had been bothered on Sunday by either a stomach virus or perhaps from food poisoning but was feeling better. I wonder if it had anything to do with a http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm[/color]
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope. Just tried to keep up with Monica.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by devilsfan:
If I have to listen to any more of his "I have a plan....I can't find my ass with both hands, but I have a plan!" drivel for 4 more years, I'm gonna be bulemic.

Stacy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You don't. You can turn your radio & TV off, stop reading news, or move to Canada.

Hillary took a dive! too much good news from Iraq, kerry and uncle teddy ruining her '08 chances...the best she claims 30 staffers were sick too w/ the same virus..hmmm 30 sick people, shouldnt the CDC be called in with hazmat suits and ****?

I know what the 30 staffers were sick of - her!

Stacy