Buy or Rent?
 

Buy or Rent?






I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

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Damn you must be bored.

With that said EXCELLENT analysis. Renting is definately the way to go:clapping:

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Awesome.:D:cool:

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**BTW- I was looking up pictures and found some old nudes of her. HUGE nipples and HUGE bush.(not that I was looking:D;):D)
I am posting it in the shed.

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:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

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CP...not that I was looking in the shed for Mills bush but:redx:

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I fixed it.:D

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Cheaper to keep her!

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Nice ROI calculations. Always good to see practical number crunching going on.