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KenP 12-18-2008 05:19 PM

Gloves vs. Panties
 
A YOUNG MAN WANTED TO PURCHASE A GIFT FOR HIS NEW SWEETHEART AND AS THEY HAD NOT BEEN DATING VERY LONG, AND AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION, HE DECIDED A PAIR OF GLOVES WOULD STRIKE THE RIGHT NOTE: ROMANTIC BUT NOT TOO PERSONAL.

ACCOMPANIED BY HIS SWEETHEART'S YOUNGER SISTER, HE WENT TO NORDSTROM'S AND BOUGHT A PAIR OF WHITE GLOVES. THE SISTER PURCHASED A PAIR OF PANTIES FOR HERSELF. DURING THE WRAPPING, THE CLERK MIXED UP THE ITEMS AND THE SISTER GOT THE GLOVES AND THE SWEETHEART GOT THE PANTIES. WITHOUT CHECKING THE CONTENTS, THE YOUNG MAN SEALED THE PACKAGE AND SENT IT TO HIS SWEETHEART WITH THE FOLLOWING NOTE:

--Darling--

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.

If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were very soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really good.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be slightly damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!"

All My Love

P.S. I understand the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 12-18-2008 09:30 PM

Re: Gloves vs. Panties
 
Now that is one FUKIN* FUNNY THING !!!!!

wpage 12-18-2008 09:37 PM

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Good!

RubHer Yellow Ducky 12-19-2008 12:01 AM

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I forwarded this to about 15 states and 2 other countries and have already gotten 2 replys saying how funny it is,,,,,!

Hmmm2 12-19-2008 04:32 AM

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OMG, that was too funny!!:giggling:

pdxhummerguy 12-19-2008 08:30 PM

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Hillarious!

jmsspratlin 12-20-2008 03:07 AM

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:jump:

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ 12-20-2008 12:54 PM

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Bustin A Gut

TAZ

frenzy1 12-20-2008 02:14 PM

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lol !


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