Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

I told the saleman I needed something with more "bling" thats a little better on gas-since I lost my eyesight after walking into a forklift-I had to trust hus judgment-it sits a little lower than my previous one but boy does it go!!!

Heres the engine-from what I'm told it was custom built buy a retired engineer from Lamborghini!!

and whats a post without a glimpse of the interior! Its imported egyption leather from what I'm told-it sure is soft!

just to prove I'm not lying and to prove I do have the finances to pay for my new ride-heres a picture of my lakefront property (I was able to pay mostly cash for this from the settlement I got from the forklift accident)

I guess it would be more believable if I took the pic with the car in it

Heres a close up pic of my seeing eye dog cyclops-hes a great help-the original owner never told me why they named him cyclops-probably cause it sounds cool-chicks really dig it when I say "get 'em Cyclops!"

Hello my blinded brother! I was in an unfortunate offroading accident last year that took my sight away. Here is the rig I used to run, had it not been for that africanized grey bearded chinchilla that violently attacked me right after this picture was taken my life may have gone downhill.

I couldn't find the same rage and hatred for the chinchilla in my heart that my friends had so I decided to keep the little bugger, I figured it was fair punishment that I shave his grey beard and bleach him white.

Hummakilla with that kind of bling you must have yourself one super hot wife! I would say that I'd like to see a picture of her but I'll be damned, I'm still blind...

Sorry, I forgot to post a pic of my new sweet ass blinged out man machine. You can't find rims like these anywhere fellas so don't even try!!

I sure do have a pic of my "better half". Shes supported me troughout my crisis-we met at a hummer convention 3 weeks after my accident-i figured if shes at a hummer convention she has to be hot! Heres a pic of her at the convention!

I wanted to post a picture of the vacation the wife and I recent took to California, we rented out a beachfront house for 10 days. Can you believe they only charged me 3,000 a night for this?! A steal if you ask me! The wife must have really loved it there cause she hasn't come home yet and it's been 2 months. Come to think of it I haven't seen her since she told me she was going for a dip in the ocean, she must be having a ball!

Wow! WOW!!! That's all I can say after looking at the infinite beauty that is your wife! Hold her tight my friend, she's a keeper!

Wow thats great Blingin! You like the water too? I recently bought a house boat because I love to spend countless hours on the water-luckily, I got a great deal on my boat-its a 30 footer that I got for under $65 grand!!!

That's beautiful, I'm glad you and the wife get to enjoy some quality marine time together. That thing looks like it would be a breeze to navigate!

After the W.O.O.C.A.V. (World Order Of Chinchilla Attack Victims) got a few rallies organized for me after the mishap I managed to retain enough after purchasing the new ride to pick myself up a private plane. She sure is a beauty from what I'm told. Getting her detailed next week then it's a trip to the Bahama's!

This is kind of embarrassing but I was on my home the other night and apparently the bling was kickin hardcore and well you know how "onetime" doesn't like to see us rich bling masters out strutin our stuff so I got pulled over and harrassed for almost 45 minutes. They even called a K-9 unit out to search the bling machine for drugs. You won't find no heeby geeby on me buddy!