| DRTYFN |
02-12-2005 03:51 AM |
Uhm... can you say SKANK?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I am 26 years old and the father*is in the army. I live in Maine with my mother who has fibromyalgia and I am helping.<span class="ev_code_RED">(So far, I've got a big WAAAAHHH WAAAAH for her.)</span>**I have two children, one from a previous relationship<span class="ev_code_RED">(Skank points awarded here) </span> who*is six, and also a*child that will be two in June. I have lived a very difficult life<span class="ev_code_RED">(Waaahhh...) </span> and only want to give my children the best life has to offer.<span class="ev_code_RED">(How about you keep your legs together? SKANK points awarded) </span> I do not take anything for granted and teach my children to do the same.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Teach them about birth control early. I can't imagine the bits of motherly wisdom she's dishing out.) </span> My children are gorgeous<span class="ev_code_RED">(Eye of the beholder...) </span> and I will provide pictures upon request to any serious potential bidders.<span class="ev_code_RED">(If your 6 year old is a boy I'm sure Michael Jackson would be up for a deal.) </span> The one year old and the one that is due are both of mixed race.* I am italian and french, and the father is black and portuguese. Absolutely gorgeous children.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Echo or an attempt at subliminal persuasion?) </span> I have lived a*difficult life*and am currently *having financial trouble.<span class="ev_code_RED">(More of the subliminal message. She gets another WAAAHHHH!!!) </span>*I really want to provide my mother and myself and children with a better life. I am very intelligent and trustworthy.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Like all good stripper skanks are, right?) </span> If you want to know more about me I will be happy to oblige.<span class="ev_code_RED">(Does that mean you'll give me a lap dance? Isn't that how you probably got in trouble in the first place?) Skank points awarded) </span> If you would like to add anything to this deal I am willing to negotiate.<span class="ev_code_RED">(I wonder if she knows anything about Blumpkins or Dirty Sanchezes?) </span> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> |
