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MUH_HUM 12-13-2005 07:29 PM

Added Jim "who?" Cantore. Sorry, no room for blingtard...

Removed Vanilla Ice, added the 3 towers, since you can't tell them apart and NEVER see them @ a party together.

MUH_HUM 12-13-2005 07:29 PM

Added Jim "who?" Cantore. Sorry, no room for blingtard...

Removed Vanilla Ice, added the 3 towers, since you can't tell them apart and NEVER see them @ a party together.

Kellen 12-13-2005 07:30 PM

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What about him:

Dan Rather 12-13-2005 07:37 PM

Screw that loafy braggart. I've been bringing the American households their nightly news & entertainment for 30 years.

Jim_Cantore 12-13-2005 10:58 PM

Is this, in bed or in general?

4churchill 12-14-2005 12:34 AM

I vote for Blingtard

devilsfan 12-14-2005 01:41 AM

I vote for Jim, cuz he brings da weather!

Stacy

VTSTOMPER 12-14-2005 01:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
Is this, in bed or in general? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!

DennisAJC 12-14-2005 01:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
I vote for Jim, cuz he brings da weather!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

X2. I think Jim is sessy and a closet homo ready for a sess change.

MUH_HUM 12-14-2005 04:25 AM

The three towers are "pulling" up to "I'd Rather not be Dan Rather." An exiting race of troll kind for the Hummer folk!

My assessment. Jim "who" Cantore is just a poofter, Connie is a nasty rude skank, I'd rather NOT be Dan Rather is a sanctimonious ass, Bling is dead since DRTY photo"shot" him, so i'm going with the three towers!

MUH_HUM 12-14-2005 04:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
What about him: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Salvador Dali? He died YEARS ago...Love his art, tho....

Jim_Cantore 12-14-2005 01:59 PM

A poofter?

Call me a poofter again f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>cker!!! I'll wait until take your dick out of your MUHmother and remove the rubber chicken out of your crisco smothered ass crack before I shove my mic in there.

And this "who?"? When you are sitting on your paint bucket fondling your little pecker with your Cheeto covered midget fingers watching reruns of Who's the Boss and tossing off to Samantha. I am in the cold, wind and rain.

When you are picking your pores in the mirror and convincing yourself that you really don't look like a beaver. I am saving lives.

When you are looking up in the sky wondering what kind of clouds those are. I know...why?


BECAUSE I.... AM JIM CANTORE

(and I have a sweet dick)

Dan 12-14-2005 02:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
...and tossing off to Samantha... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Samantha was hawt!

DennisAJC 12-14-2005 03:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
A poofter?

Call me a poofter again f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>cker!!! I'll wait until take your dick out of your MUHmother and remove the rubber chicken out of your crisco smothered ass crack before I shove my mic in there.

And this "who?"? When you are sitting on your paint bucket fondling your little pecker with your Cheeto covered midget fingers watching reruns of Who's the Boss and tossing off to Samantha. I am in the cold, wind and rain.

When you are picking your pores in the mirror and convincing yourself that you really don't look like a beaver. I am saving lives.

When you are looking up in the sky wondering what kind of clouds those are. I know...why?


BECAUSE I.... AM JIM CANTORE

(and I have a sweet dick) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMFG!!!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

tower 12-14-2005 03:49 PM

!

KenP 12-14-2005 04:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
How many towers are there and which one is real. I am kinda lost and can’t tell the troll posts vs. the real tower posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm trying to avoid it all.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Jim:
(and I have a sweet dick ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I just threw up.

Kellen 12-14-2005 06:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower*:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I'm trying to avoid it all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I would too if the fake towers would leave. I got a call back from the FBI today and they are working the case. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is getting so serious that you might want to raise the issue to the INTERNATIONAL Ski Patrol.

tower 12-14-2005 06:56 PM

International, oooh! Too rich for my blood. You win. I fold.

tower 12-14-2005 07:48 PM

Sorry, squiggly, I can't do that. There's only one tower.

CO Hummer 12-14-2005 08:17 PM

I'm thinking we should have a "vote for your favorite tower" contest.


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