Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.

hehehe , exactly!

What's alchohol?

Sheit, I sohuld hav reed thos earlyr

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<span class="ev_code_BLACK">Sh</span>it, most of those apply to me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No <span class="ev_code_BLACK">sh</span>it!! You're the first one I thought of.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
What's alchohol? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
x2

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? Hmmm...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? Hmmm... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

you forgot, it makes you forget how much the wine is, $1K laer I am home.

PWI

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!

Funny!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!

Funny! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A little blomotion cuming your way???

Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!!

Don't do the dwarfy vegetable!! You'll kill yourself!

Just in case, I say G I V E I T B A C K!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good to see that there are still standards in this world, Good for you