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HummerNewbie 01-25-2006 07:14 PM

Work out anyone?

HummerNewbie 01-25-2006 07:14 PM

Work out anyone?

KenP 01-25-2006 07:19 PM

Can you say, "SPOT"?

CslRkH2 01-26-2006 12:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Can you say, "SPOT"? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No sh!t. Those scenes all had the same thing in common...dumb asses

h2co-pilot 01-26-2006 12:59 AM

I will never understand why people do that.

I had an experience like that in a gym once too. I don't go b/c I'm a germophobe, but my girlfriend convinced me to go with her. I armed myself with anitbacterial wipes and some Purel. We get out onto the floor and she got on a machine for your legs- you sit semi-reclined and release some thing that frees the weights and you push out with your legs (keep in mind she is a built girl, very tall, and runs marathons etc.). Well, I didn't know about the "release" part. So I got on, got into position and she pulled the relaese thing and my legs just flew back, my knees were shoved on either side of my head. It was awful, furthermore I was too weak to push it back out and everyone else was laughing so hard that they were having trouble getting me out. I almost peed from laughing- and embarrasment. Needless to say- I like working out at home.

Lucifer 01-26-2006 04:13 AM

That kid falling through the floor, that was some funny sh!t!

A friend was warming up with 225 lbs on a bench and said he didn't need a spot, well the bar sliped off of his hands and hit him square in the mouth, broke almost all of his teeth and shattered his jaw. I was surprised it didn't kill him. I've also seen someone not properly warming up with curls, grabbed a pair of 80 lb dumbells and snapped his right bicep. I thought he broke his arm because it made a loud snap. They were able to reatache the bicep and he was back in the gym 6 mo later.

KenP 01-26-2006 04:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I will never understand why people do that.

I had an experience like that in a gym once too. I don't go b/c I'm a germophobe, but my girlfriend convinced me to go with her. I armed myself with anitbacterial wipes and some Purel. We get out onto the floor and she got on a machine for your legs- you sit semi-reclined and release some thing that frees the weights and you push out with your legs (keep in mind she is a built girl, very tall, and runs marathons etc.). Well, I didn't know about the "release" part. So I got on, got into position and she pulled the relaese thing and my legs just flew back, my knees were shoved on either side of my head. It was awful, furthermore I was too weak to push it back out and everyone else was laughing so hard that they were having trouble getting me out. I almost peed from laughing- and embarrasment. Needless to say- I like working out at home. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Some of that sounds kinda' kinky.

HummerNewbie 01-26-2006 12:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Some of that sounds kinda' kinky. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Got a leg press at home Ken?

ree 01-26-2006 12:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I had an experience like that in a gym once too. I don't go b/c I'm a germophobe, but my girlfriend convinced me to go with her. I armed myself with anitbacterial wipes and some Purel. ... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You haven't happened to see that show Monk have you ?


Nice mental visuals, funny stuff

HummerNewbie 01-26-2006 12:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ree:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I had an experience like that in a gym once too. I don't go b/c I'm a germophobe, but my girlfriend convinced me to go with her. I armed myself with anitbacterial wipes and some Purel. ... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You haven't happened to see that show Monk have you ?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

I hope for Ken's sake you are nothing like Monk CP

h2co-pilot 01-26-2006 12:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Some of that sounds kinda' kinky. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would it ruin it for you if I told you it was with your sister -before we met. It was at Flex Gym.

I am kind of a monk- can't help it. I'm a Virgo (perfectionist) and know a lot about Microbiology and Human Physiology. I'm a freak- but you all know that.

Ipedog 01-26-2006 01:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">my legs just flew back, my knees were shoved on either side of my head </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very Kinky! Probably be better done in privacy though!

h2co-pilot 01-26-2006 01:21 PM

Yeah, and I don't need weights to do it either.

But it probably wasn't very sexy- I was folded up like a frog.

ShaggyX 01-26-2006 01:26 PM

CP...my house could use a good cleaning. Wanna help me out with that?

KenP 01-26-2006 01:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
CP...my house could use a good cleaning. Wanna help me out with that? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So could mine.

(Notice lots of smileys)

CO Hummer 01-26-2006 01:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
CP...my house could use a good cleaning. Wanna help me out with that? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you'd use some of your houselhold cleaners instead of drinking them you might not have that problem.

h2co-pilot 01-26-2006 06:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
CP...my house could use a good cleaning. Wanna help me out with that? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So could mine.

(Notice lots of smileys) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Keep smiling..... I'm reloading.

HummerNewbie 01-26-2006 06:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Keep smiling..... I'm reloading. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

RUN KEN...RUN!!!


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