There is this really drunk guy standing at a bar - he turns to the person next to him and says
"Hey have you heard my dumb blonde joke"
The woman he is talking to sneers at him and says
"You probably have no idea who I am - I am the American womens wrestling champion and I am blonde, and over there at the end of the bar is my good friend the European womens kick boxing champion - and she is also blonde, and sitting next to her is our good friend from russia - she happens to be the world womens middle weight boxing champion who is here in this country to defend her title tomorrow night - and in case it escaped your attention she is blonde also - so would you care to tell your dumb blonde joke now *******"
He looks at her and says "Nah - not if I have to explain it three times"
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