OK- since you just go this POS and have had it less than THREE days, you can return it! I think that's the rule here in CO anyhow.
QUESTIONS:
HTF did oil get on teh back window?
Looking at your D2 bumper: it looks like armor all or something.
Did you guys drive through something on the way home last night maybe and it just got hung up on the skidplate or something. I'm guessing not if there really is that much oil everywhere.
With all the trolls on this site, I could see something like this being posted here, but I do believe you have an H3 or access to one.
Either way, if there really is that much oil, don't drive it and call your dealer 1st thing in the AM. Remember, it's not the sales guys fault this happened, but get the Sales Manager on the phone and tell him this 24 hour old truck leaks more oil than your D2.
.. and that's BS because the HUMMER is way better than that thing... and newer too.